Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing

Connor - 25 - UK - Some kinda games animator I guess

[bratbait]

*announcer voice* And now, we’ll hear a few words from our sponsors!

The Sponsor:

[vympr]

i need this so bad

[skittybot]

I just wanna address the rumours real quick; I am NOT microwave safe. do not put me in there

[ladiemars]

as a hamster owner myself, i can confirm that baldur’s gate 3 accurately represents the hamster / hamster “owner” dynamic

[themetalhiro]

At least thats what i think he said.

[kitsnicket]

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[bettydice]

writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt

[sublimesublemon]

me watching a giant sentient telepathic octopus ask for explicit consent to quasi-sexually strangle a woman to death in front of a live audience for exactly 37 seconds in order to propel her consciousness into an airplane bathroom in the future:

[rainyinautumn]

fairly certain I'm interacting with some of my mutuals for the first time via boops. get WHACKED. I love you.

[mysticalpotatoheadgroovething]

Worth

[oatlymilk]

if u evil boop me im assuming u wanna fuck raw btw <3

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

[hoppkorv]

some people live their lives without even being obsessed with some guy. if you call that living