Mystic Messenger Incorrect Quotes

Just a blog with random quotes

[psychehacker]

Source: @mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

HOW DO YOU DO THIS IMAGES welp

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Rika: if I where your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee

V: if I where your husband, I’d drink it

[saememes]

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Omg they drew this I love it

(By the way, if somebody has drawn some of these quotes I’m happy to share it)

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

MC: *is wearing a cool outfit*

Jaehee: *sighs* I wish I could pull that off...

MC: Go ahead

Jaehee: what?

MC: what?

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Seven: hey babe, come over, my parents aren’t home ;)

Mc: You have no parents

Seven:

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Yoosung: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Zen: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Jaehee: If coral gets stressed, it dies. So if I where coral, I’d be dead.

MC: What does coral even get stressed about?

Seven: Current events.

Jumin: Get out

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Rika: if I where your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee

V: if I where your husband, I’d drink it

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Jaehee: I only take pictures of beautiful things

MC: You only have pictures of Zen

Jaehee: exactly

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Jumin: I am an acquired taste.

Jumin: You don’t like me? Acquire some taste.

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

MC: I’m bisexual and confused

MC: Not about being bi, I just never know what the fuck’s going on

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

V: this year, I lost my beloved fiancée, Rika.

Rika: *at the background* STOP TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!

V: Sometimes I can still hear her voice.

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

I never get tired of this one

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Zen: Mc, you’re an angel with no wings

Mc: So like a person?

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Teaching Seven how to cook

Seven: Hey, Yoosung, look, I’m melting butter.

Yoosung: That’s great, Seven. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Jumin: thought I was meowing back to Elizabeth the 3rd for the past hour

Jumin: turns out it was just me and Luciel meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

“I TELL YOU, WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE, SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET SERIOUSLY HAUNTED!”

— Rika

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

MC: Zen, keep an eye on Jumin today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Zen: Sure, I’d love to see Jumin get punched

MC: try again

Zen: I will stop Jumin from getting punched

[mysticmessenger-incorrectquotes]

Saeran: I was going to make a list of all the people I hate, but it would take me too much time, so I took a picture

Seven: OMG I’M IN THE SAME PICTURE AS TIMOTHEE CHAMELANT

Zen: My hair looks terrible in this picture

Jumin: can we repeat it? I think I blinked