We all wear masks. Some better than others.

Good evening summoners and champions, I am Cassiopeia Du Couteau. I am a League of Legends champions and I can be your wildest dream... or your worst nightmare. Let's hope you are not on the wrong end of my venom. M!A: None (( Multiverse, Multiship and OC friendly. Header by asktrollleona and icon by Grouchygutterrat ))

[trickywalrus]

“Every Du Couteau I’ve ever met has only ever exuded pure Bottom energy.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ FUCKING EXCUSE YOU?!?”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

@heroesgohungry

“.... Number one, ew. Too much information. Don’t need to know. Number two, if you have to proclaim to EVERYONE AROUND YOU about your sexual preferences and ideas, then you have not tried it and are the most vanilla of vanillas there is out there. Don’t try to act all cool like ‘ Oh look at me and my significant other! We are soooo edgy! Watch out! We might strip down to our underwear next time! Or maybe we will start biting! OooooOoOoOOoOoO~. ‘

Please. Don’t even.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

"You’re just jealous because she looks good in leather pants and you don’t.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ I don’t need leather pants! Have you seen this body?! Have you seen this amazing rear?! Come on. You’re the one who is jealous.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

“Yes to everything but the jealousy. You don’t need pants in general, I’ve seen the body and the ass, when it existed, and I still prefer what I have now.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ You know, I would be kind enough to.. you know.. let this slide and all, BUT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!!? I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUTATED THE TOP OF MY CLASS IN SEDUCTION?!”

Cassie is dragged off before this turns into a cat fight by her mun.

[mythic-cassiopeia]

@heroesgohungry

“.... Number one, ew. Too much information. Don’t need to know. Number two, if you have to proclaim to EVERYONE AROUND YOU about your sexual preferences and ideas, then you have not tried it and are the most vanilla of vanillas there is out there. Don’t try to act all cool like ‘ Oh look at me and my significant other! We are soooo edgy! Watch out! We might strip down to our underwear next time! Or maybe we will start biting! OooooOoOoOOoOoO~. ‘

Please. Don’t even.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

"You’re just jealous because she looks good in leather pants and you don’t.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ I don’t need leather pants! Have you seen this body?! Have you seen this amazing rear?! Come on. You’re the one who is jealous.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

@heroesgohungry

“.... Number one, ew. Too much information. Don’t need to know. Number two, if you have to proclaim to EVERYONE AROUND YOU about your sexual preferences and ideas, then you have not tried it and are the most vanilla of vanillas there is out there. Don’t try to act all cool like ‘ Oh look at me and my significant other! We are soooo edgy! Watch out! We might strip down to our underwear next time! Or maybe we will start biting! OooooOoOoOOoOoO~. ‘

Please. Don’t even.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ You know who is amazing? I am. You know is a boring person? Sivir. @heroesgohungry is a boring person. And I’m amazing. It’s just that simple. When choosing the best look no further than the best! Me~!”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

“Who let you out of your cage?”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

" I’m not an animal to be locked up in a cage! Excuse you! I am a lady of class and elegance. And I’ll you know right now that I actually have a purpose for being here! I have a gift for you.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

“You’re right. Who let you out of your terrarium? I’m not taking any gifts from you. Your absence was gift enough.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

Cassiopeia’s eye ticked slightly, but she still smiled, “ You know.. I’m going to let that slide because it’s Snowdown, and I really like Snowdown. So, here! Take it! You’ll love it.” She said, producing a large and elegantly wrapped box. 

Where she pulled it out of or wherever it manifested from, no one really knows. 

“ Here... In this new year, I wish to put the past behind us. You know, start off fresh. A clean slate! Wouldn’t you like that?” She asked, wrapping an arm around Sivir. 

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ You know who is amazing? I am. You know is a boring person? Sivir. @heroesgohungry is a boring person. And I’m amazing. It’s just that simple. When choosing the best look no further than the best! Me~!”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

“Who let you out of your cage?”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

" I’m not an animal to be locked up in a cage! Excuse you! I am a lady of class and elegance. And I’ll you know right now that I actually have a purpose for being here! I have a gift for you.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ You know who is amazing? I am. You know is a boring person? Sivir. @heroesgohungry is a boring person. And I’m amazing. It’s just that simple. When choosing the best look no further than the best! Me~!”

[ask-riven]

Is that envy or gay?

“I…  She has…a well-defined musculature…”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ It’s gay. Can’t you see the gay panic on her face?”

[ask-riven]

“Be quiet, you slithering belt…”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ No. Listen, Riven, no self-respecting straight woman would *ever* comment on someone’s, and I quote, ‘ well-defined musculature’. Unless, however, they were gay. And you, Riven, are gay. You have reached a different plane of being you are so gay. Rainbows look at you with ENVY you are so gay!”

[ask-riven]

Is that envy or gay?

“I…  She has…a well-defined musculature…”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ It’s gay. Can’t you see the gay panic on her face?”

[loloftheday]

Someone please buy them a Happy Meal

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ Aww look @heroesgohungry ! It’s you!”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

mythic-cassiopeia replied to your post : [ sup losers i need a kassadin and an azir and idk…

Cassiopeia says: “ No no. Go back to being… whatever you were! Everything is fine in Shurima! Mhmm! Yes! Everything is fine here! I got everything, don’t worry! Don’t worry.”

Cassiopeia says: gurgle gurgle there’s a knife in my throat gurgle gurgle. Get out of my desert. >:V

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ Huh.. odd. I don’t see a knife in my throat… but at LEAST I have some common sense enough to tell you to get out of my desert.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

“All the money in Noxus wouldn’t make Shurima your desert.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ That’s… that’s adorable if you think I would go about getting this sandbox through legitimate means! Cute. It’s cute.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

“Unless you’ve sunk your claws into Azir, you’ve got a lot of work trying to rope up the tribe leaders, buy out every village you see, quay the raiders who won’t listen to an outsider anyway, and so on.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ Aaah, Hmm that is a lot of work to do. You know, I wouldn’t imagine you, of all people, would give me pointers? It’s an odd world really, but I suppose I’m not complaining.” She smirked wickedly, letting those pearl white fangs show.

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

mythic-cassiopeia replied to your post : [ sup losers i need a kassadin and an azir and idk…

Cassiopeia says: “ No no. Go back to being… whatever you were! Everything is fine in Shurima! Mhmm! Yes! Everything is fine here! I got everything, don’t worry! Don’t worry.”

Cassiopeia says: gurgle gurgle there’s a knife in my throat gurgle gurgle. Get out of my desert. >:V

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ Huh.. odd. I don’t see a knife in my throat… but at LEAST I have some common sense enough to tell you to get out of my desert.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

“All the money in Noxus wouldn’t make Shurima your desert.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ That’s... that’s adorable if you think I would go about getting this sandbox through legitimate means! Cute. It’s cute.”

[heroesgohungry-deactivated20200]

mythic-cassiopeia replied to your post : [ sup losers i need a kassadin and an azir and idk…

Cassiopeia says: “ No no. Go back to being… whatever you were! Everything is fine in Shurima! Mhmm! Yes! Everything is fine here! I got everything, don’t worry! Don’t worry.”

Cassiopeia says: gurgle gurgle there’s a knife in my throat gurgle gurgle. Get out of my desert. >:V

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ Huh.. odd. I don’t see a knife in my throat... but at LEAST I have some common sense enough to tell you to get out of my desert.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

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[mythic-cassiopeia]

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**KICKS DOWN THE DOOR**

“ GUESS WHOSE BACK! For a limited time... BUT BACK! KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR, IT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”

[pantheon-god-of-war]

“Fighting the lord of death in his own domain.”

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ Feeling cute. Fighting the lord of death in his own domain later. IDK.” 

[memories]

#snakey snakes and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by mythic-cassiopeia

[mythic-cassiopeia]

“ I’m in this post. And I don’t like it.”