Fetch New Messages

A glimpse into the text messages between one Barbara McLaughlin and one Jade Neal.

[mythicasualty]

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[mythicalpuptexts]

Dad, don’t forget. I’M the one who loves you enough to kiss you on the mouth and not on the nose like other people.

[mythicasualty]

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[mythicalpuptexts]

Why has life forsaken me? First the cat, now him?

Help me.

[concavepatterns]

Every time Rhett holds Barbara like a baby, my heart grows three sizes

[mythicalpuptexts]

I AM BABY

-b

[lohn-lightning]

Barbara and Jade

[mythicalpuptexts]

Dearest @lohn-lightning, you’ve done an exceptional job capturing my and Barbara’s aesthetics.

Sincerely, Jade

I LOOK SO GOOD -b

[mythicalpuptexts]

DADS! NO!

Rhett & Link on TikTok

So THAT’S what they’re always barking about 🤔 #gmm #rhettandlink #sketch #dog #dogthoughts

[mythicalpuptexts]

I WILL evict you peasants if you bring that thing home.

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[mythicalpuptexts]

Practicing social distancing by mastering stealth mode. Take care of yourselves. -b

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[jacularmetteld]

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[mythicalpuptexts]

[mythicalpuptexts]

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[ohhherewegoagain]

"If God exists or however God exists, I just can't believe that me being as open and sincere and as loving as possible and as honest as possible is disqualifying me from God's love. I can't accept that"

Link, EB 227

[bopeep]

[bleakcreek]

[mythicalpuptexts]

👀👀👀 -b

[mythicalpuptexts]

DAMN RIGHT I GET ALL THE ROSES -b

🌹🌹🌹

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[youdidinthedark]

fuck it

jade & barb appreciation post

[mythicalpuptexts]

We feel the appreciation and give it right back to you. 💖- Jade

WOO YEAH YOU’RE AMAZING LIKE ME AND I’M PRETTY AMAZING -b

[mythicalpuptexts]

tfw your dad betrays you

and your best friend

and your weird uncle

[jacularmetteld]

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[mythicalpuptexts]

Feeling cute, might (never) delete.

[mythicalpuptexts]

[jacularmetteld]

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[loulougoingsolo]

I’d watch an entire vlog of Jade, tbh.

[29whitelilies]

She… she looks like her body is roughly the size of Rhett’s shoe… 😂😍🥺

[twistedboxy]

I love Jade, I’d watch an entire vlog of her too. Even one on Barbara or even the two of them together!

[mythicalpuptexts]

I would too.