eh

"only true 90's kids will remember this!!!!111"

[rneerkat-deactivated20130117]

i wish i had an accent

í

there we go

[leisures-deactivated20120108-de]

i don’t consider myself hip

i’m like

shoulder

I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”

[myurlisnotwitty]

me five seconds after putting on deodorant: did i put on deodorant?

[blackbruise-deactivated20200925]

when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

[passthatdutchbymissyelliott-dea]

my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god

[staticpoison]

this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father

[mynewurl]

so i work in a pharmacy and a 15 year old girl just came in so i asked if i could help her and she turned and looked me directly in the eye and said “do you know the cure for a broken heart” and my colleague had to take over because i was laughing so hard

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

"thats so gay"

*macklemore gasps in the distance*

[dylan-obrien]

[setfiretorains]

never forget this iconic moment in history

[duckypi]

gold team rulesi m laughing so ahrd

[animetupac]

Nicki Manage

[notlindsay]

u sure

[anti777]

[setfiretorains]

11th of March 2013

[winemom-culture]

i don’t fucking believe this why didn’t anyone TELL ME

[scutz]

"This meal feeds 3-4 people."

[loki-cat2]

[jadehanson]

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

[alltheangst]

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”

[time-cop]

[chenginerd]

Ｅｎｔｅｒ ＴＨＥ ＢＵＲＧＥＲＺＯＮＥ