All Writing Is A Disease. You Can&#x27;t Stop It.

#fic: tmmpoe #baby!sam #eeyore #bringing this back because I love Baby!Sam #Sam Evans

Baby!Sam and his Eeyore

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AU: famous male model Sam Evans is on Ellen to promote his new GQ magazine spread and when asked about celebrity crushes he reveals he’s crushing on broadway star Blaine Anderson.

#Blam #Blamily #I don ficced #!

Wrote a fic for it!

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BTS of “A Katy or a Gaga” [Give Me My Remote]

Chord and Jacob look smoking hot, but also...Damn, Jenna! Foxy!

continuing that line of thought for a Blam story...

I think most of the fic is written already :)

#Blam

Title: Rub Down Chapter 2

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: M

Summary: Prompt: Sam gives Blaine a massage after a hard Cheerio practice or dance class (if it’s set in the future).

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

**

Sam’s hands were bliss, big and strong, fingers unerringly seeking tight knots of muscle and working them free with deep, steady motions. Blaine lay sprawled boneless on his bed with Sam kneeling over him, a steady source of heat hovering close enough for Blaine to feel. Before he’d joined Blaine on the bed, he had stripped down to his blue boxer-briefs, conceding somewhat to Blaine’s complaint about being naked, save for the small towel draped over his ass.

Title: The Most Magical Place on Earth ~ Day 8

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: M (Yup, the rating jumped)

Summary: Prompt: Sam is called to a meeting by Blaine’s parents. They sit him down and say that of all of Blaine’s friends, Sam is the most reliable, the most trustworthy and the nicest. So they have chosen (maybe even hire) him to keep an eye on Blaine because Blaine tends to go crazy when he takes this annual trip. Cooper couldn’t handle him. Kurt couldn’t take it. But they think Sam can. When Blaine does his annual week-long trip to Disney World, Sam goes with him. Oh what could possibly happen?

Cover Art by the fabulous: lauraperfectinsanity

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

Note #2: I know the Waldorf Astoria Orlando isn’t actually one of the Disney hotels, but for purposes of this fic, just pretend it is!

Note #3: LOL, I feel like I’m writing a Disney advertisement, but I’m trying to describe what they’re doing in the park, so I kinda have to talk about the rides and attractions!

Note #4: Most of the detail about the parks comes from AllEars.net or WDWinfo.com

**

In the first few moments after waking, Blaine was flooded with memories of the previous day and couldn’t contain his grin. Then he sighed contentedly and snuggled his cheek against Sam’s chest. During the night, he had somehow wound up sprawled atop Sam, his boyfriend’s strong arms wrapped around him securely.

Unlike previous mornings when they had woken up tangled intimately, he didn’t feel the need to immediately extricate himself from certain contacts. After all, Sam had been the one to mention no longer having to stress over/ignore morning erections, so Blaine decided he was just going to enjoy the pressure of Sam’s cock pressing against his own through the thin layers of their pajama pants.

He let his fingers trace the curve of Sam’s bicep, the feel of soft skin stretched taut over hard muscle enticing. Beneath him, Sam stirred, smiling sleepily as his arms tightened around Blaine momentarily and he rumbled, “Hey.”

Title: Rub Down Chapter 1

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: M

Summary: Prompt: Sam gives Blaine a massage after a hard Cheerio practice or dance class (if it’s set in the future).

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

Note 2: I know I’m late updating TMMPOE, so I thought I’d post this from my WIP folder to help make up for the long hiatus. I’m working on it, I promise!

**

“I think I’m dying,” Blaine groaned, staggering off of the field after an intense Cheerio practice and collapsing onto the bench beside Sam, who was waiting for him. “Seriously, I don’t think I can lift my arms over my head to wash my hair.”

Sam peered at him, sympathy clear in his eyes. “Skip the locker room and I’ll help you wash your hair at your house.”

Giving Sam an exhausted smile, Blaine sighed, “You’re the best Sam.”

Title: Star Quality

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: PG

Summary: Prompt: Because of the influx of cash, Figgins allows McKinley to be the set of a hot new teen drama (ala Dawson’s Creek, the OC, One Tree Hill) which will not only shoot in the school but use some of the students as extras. Until the casting director gets a good look at Sam and Blaine. Stars! Rachel, Mercedes and Kurt are very disappointed and may even be jealous. Prompted by Lokifirefox

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

**

#Blam

#blam #my fic #fic: tmmpoe

Title: The Most Magical Place on Earth ~ Day 3

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: PG (so far)

Summary: Prompt: Sam is called to a meeting by Blaine’s parents. They sit him down and say that of all of Blaine’s friends, Sam is the most reliable, the most trustworthy and the nicest. So they have chosen (maybe even hire) him to keep an eye on Blaine because Blaine tends to go crazy when he takes this annual trip. Cooper couldn’t handle him. Kurt couldn’t take it. But they think Sam can. When Blaine does his annual week-long trip to Disney World, Sam goes with him. Oh what could possibly happen?

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

Note #2: I know the Waldorf Astoria Orlando isn’t actually one of the Disney hotels, but for purposes of this fic, just pretend it is!

Note #3: LOL, I feel like I’m writing a Disney advertisement, but I’m trying to describe what they’re doing in the park, so I kinda have to talk about the rides and attractions!

**

A tickle woke Sam, light pressure dancing over his chest. He smiled softly as awareness crept up on him and he realized someone was lightly stroking his skin. It felt nice and he sighed, blinking open his eyes and looking down to see Blaine sleeping on his shoulder, his fingers moving in random, unconscious patterns as his palm rested on Sam’s chest.

Further down, his leg was tossed over Sam’s thighs, high enough to brush against his morning happy. Blaine’s own cock was pressed firmly against Sam’s hip, a realization which caused him to blush and take a quick breath. Usually, he was the one wrapped around Blaine and Blaine was really good at ignoring Sam’s wayward body parts.

Title: Boundless Love

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ & AO3)

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: PG

Warnings/Tags: Anything up to 4x22 is fair game, and spec from the S5 pics that have been floating around Tumblr

Summary: Things begin again

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

**

It began and ended on the stairs of Dalton Academy, a place that would forever bookend Blaine’s first great love. When Kurt left in tears, stating in no uncertain terms that they were not together, were not getting back together and most certainly weren’t getting married, Blaine sank onto the wide stone steps and buried his face against his knees.

Behind him, he could hear vague murmurs from the members of the New Directions, The Warblers, Vocal Adrenaline and Haverbrook as they shifted around on the balcony. There was a brief, startled rise of their voices and then there were arms around Blaine.

“Dude, I’m sorry. So sorry.”

Title: The Smell of Fresh Cut Grass on Sun Soaked Skin Chapter 2

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: PG (so far)

Summary: Prompt: S2 AU ~ Summer before S2, Sam’s family has just moved to Lima and he’s making extra cash by doing yard work. Gets hired by Mrs. Anderson and he and Blaine meet.

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

Note 2: Written because of these pics of young (or young looking) Darren and Chord.

**

Meeting Sam improved Blaine’s summer 200%. In the other boy, he found a best friend and more. Sure, as yet, their dates had been innocent, handholding in the movie theater and walking close together, but it was all new, exhilarating and perfect.

A bright, sunny Saturday found them wandering around Lima. They spent a couple hours at the Comic Grotto, then picked up smoothies and simply enjoyed each other’s company.

Title: Two, Four, Six, Eight Chapter 1

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Paring: eventual Blaine/Sam, Kurt/Blaine to start, Santana/Brittany

Rating: G (Thus Far)

Summary: Prompt: Blaine joins the Cheerios in S3 and becomes best friends with Sam in S3. Blaine is going away to Cheer Camp in the summer and Sam doesn’t want to be separated from his best friend for that long so he decides to join the Cheerios too so he can get to go. Santana and Quinn can be there as counselors. Submitted by: Anonymous

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

**

“So, you want to be a Cheerio. Why?”

Staring across the desk at Coach Sylvester, Sam swallowed nervously, expecting the question but still wondering if she was setting a trap. “I… I’m going to be a senior next year and I think cheering would be a better fit then the Guppies. I’m strong, a hard worker and I follow clear directions well.”

She raised an eyebrow at him. “And I’m betting that it doesn’t hurt that Pocket Gay is on the team. My intelligence network informs me that you two are, as the kids say, ‘besties’.”

Title: Meeting Mr. Evans Chapter 4

By: blaineandsamevanderson (SageK on ff.net, kaitlia777 on LJ and AO3)

Paring: Blaine/Sam

Rating: G (so far)

Summary: Prompt: Blaine as a kindergarten teacher and Sam a parent of one of Blaine’s students

Notes: Sorry for any typos. My transcription software doesn’t always understand what I say and I don’t always catch the mistakes. I have trouble typing things by hand since I suffered an injury last year to my right hand and it seizes up if I try to do too much.

Amazing cover art by the lovely substitutemyreality

**

Tuesday evening found Blaine sitting at one of the wrought-iron tables on the patio of Silly’s restaurant. Those still light out, the strings of twinkle lights strung up along the fence and the side of the restaurant were lit. He fiddled with the small mason jar that was his water glass and jumped a little when someone spoke beside him.

“Hope you haven’t been waiting for too long.”

#Blam #My fic

Blaine crying and hugging Sam. Oh, my Blam shipper heart hurts.

aelora

This moment made me start crying all over again because Blaine was clinging so hard and audibly crying.

poisonousmarshmellow

Just began to cry again