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prettybibabygirl

Reblog if your tumblr is your nasty little secret 😏

britju87-deactivated20200521

It really is… If they only knew…😏😏

chyanna123-world

Reblog if you ♥️to eat

mrzncthickcutie

Love ❤️

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killakadafi191

GOT DAYUM!!!

chubbyfb

Peep when she “Flinched”

giantbootymodels

HOMEMADE AMATEUR EBONY BACKSHOTS DOGGY PHAT ASS POUNDING ANAL

dicklips69

BOOTH HOLES 🕳 🍆🍆🍆

twintrisha

Yes hun!!

gogetter02

Damn this looks so good. Wish I could experience it

dreamlightasafeather

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

t-pose-to-assert-gayness

Reblog to literally save a life

anotherdayforchaosfay

I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.

This was 14 years ago.

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.

torios

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

skelatal-remains-deactivated201

Reblog to save a life

mouse-named-minerva

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

backshotking101

cardiiib

Kulture is BEAUTIFUL

refinery29

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I don’t reblog often, but this comes straight into the message I’m trying to deliver, and is a beautifully shared experience. Just be yourself

scandiumsky

“I realized the reason I was feeling so great is because I was comparing myself to yesterday’s Danielle, and today’s Danielle is better than yesterday’s”

idashur

I needed this

Well unfortunately since Tumblr will be getting rid of all adult contents. I will deactivate my page soon. It's been fun and I hope y'all were able to let those big loads out to some of my work😈😈💦💦💦...