Thorin: wanna play 20 questions?
Bilbo: well... yes
Thorin: you first
Bilbo: uh, what’s your favourite colour?
Thorin: triangle. my turn. do you like dwarves?
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Thorin: wanna play 20 questions?
Bilbo: well... yes
Thorin: you first
Bilbo: uh, what’s your favourite colour?
Thorin: triangle. my turn. do you like dwarves?
actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,
boyfriends who slay together, stay together, but this time in color
Killing Eve (2018-) // paintings I love
Please just stay home.
Thanks to whoevet made this post!!! My allergies kicking my ass right now. I got scared for a min
MCU characters and how they deal with Corona:
LMAO! STEVE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And Thor! Not nice man!! Loki then proceeds to steal from Thor's hoard and gives it to people ✌️
A quick little comic for class. (I am a plant witch.)
this was so great and wholesome
and then i saw the ending
which made it even BETTER
@spiritspodcast
Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology
Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.
No one thinks selfie sticks are cool except tourists and rich white girls at the club.
Ok, normally I just roll my eyes and scroll past these, but this time I felt the need to comment:
1. Hiding porn on your computer? Wow, previous generations never did anything like that. Nobody ever hid adult magazines under their bed so much that it became a trope in movies. Nah. Never.
2. Online/skype date? Yeah, you can talk face-to-face with the people that matter to you even when you can’t get out to meet them physically, isn’t that amazing?
3. If I was lost and dying out in the wilderness somewhere, and I saw some… I dunno, some outpost that had wifi for some reason, you bet your ass I’d get tf over there and use it to get help/use a map/tell people where I am.
4. Did you know you can read books on your smartphone/tablet AS WELL AS being actively social??
5. I’m pretty sure technology is not to blame for kids getting pregnant/overweight/depressed. Side note, isn’t it great that those kids can use the internet to search for help and advice?
6. In a world where everyone is so much more connected thanks to social media, it’s really useful that you can block people who hurt you and protect yourself. I don’t really see the downside here.
7. It ain’t technology’s fault that some asswipes use their phone while driving. Just let those schoolkids text their parents to tell them when they’re gonna get home in peace.
8. Yeah, selfie sticks aren’t cool. But it IS cool that people can save their memories in pictures and photo albums at the click of a button, without needing to buy cameras and film, get the film developed, and then have big ol’ photo albums sitting around the house everywhere?
9. I swear nobody’s typed like that since 2009. But hey, culture, slang and dialect change with times regardless of whether it’s spoken or typed.
10. You’re right, poster. Happiness is being able to chat to your family and friends no matter the distance. Especially when they’re online and able to respond quickly. That’s nice.
Passive aggressive rant over
To be fair Thomas Edison was an asshole
y'all know what two words echoed im my mind as i read those images
How we greet friends now
look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh
Y’all highkey silence your phone forever. Make everyone wait on you. Remind them you are your own person on your own time.Â
My phone is never on ring. You’ll be lucky if my bitch ass feels generous enough to put it on vibrate. The shit is in my hand at least 5 hours a day, if I don’t notice the notification or I’m busy then I wouldn’t have responded anyways, I would have just been irked that it went off at all.Â
My contacts are at my mercy. They claw at my pants’ legs and beg for my attention. I feel nothing for my notifications except pure contempt and disgust when I can be assed to feel anything for them.Â
I can’t stop laugh at these tags
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
“Hey, hey guys- what if I hit that thing over there with this speAR OH SHIT”
honestly this whole turn of events is just so wholesome
Hi, here’s some new hi-res phone wallpapers made from my recent art! As always, they’re free for personal use ♥ (For folks on mobile there’s a link to the full-size files in my FAQ!)
The amazing concept art of The Croods
The Art of The Croods
this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield