Humble moon, what now do I do?

"Your mother darns socks in hell"

[wizardsisananimal]

Is there anything under the wizards hat?

the wizard is under there

[snout]

my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory

[just-shower-thoughts]

A diss track is usually just two grown men in separate rooms writing poems about each other

[elennemigo]

“I can’t believe I’m about to say this. I see now. I need your help.”

 WHAT IF… Ultron Won? (2021)

[doggirlpaws]

Doing a 100% run in Skyrim is hilarious. I'm a vampire, a werewolf, a cannibal and a vampire hunter. I work for the empire and the rebellion. I just became archmage of the college I enrolled in two days ago. I'm the leader of the Blades, the Companions, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood of Assassins. Yesterday I cut a ghost's head off and it died.

I'm Thane of every hold in Skyrim, but all the Jarls hate my guts. They call me a miserable wretch and then offer me the nicest house in the city. I personally assassinated the Emperor, brought him back as a zombie and successfully negotiated a peace treaty with his generals while he wandered around the room snarling and moaning. I've gotten married to every single eligible bachelor and bachelorette in the country and they keep saying yes even though my previous spouses all died mysteriously while getting hit in the head with my enchanted war hammer. I'm pretty sure my horse is a daedra.

Everybody says the elder scrolls are powerful artifacts from before the dawn of time that have been lost to history, but I have two of them in my backpack next to my collection of severed witch heads and a couple of pies. The pies are a treat for my adopted children whom I love with all my heart, I haven't seen them in a while because I forgot which of my mansions I left them in. I have pledged my immortal soul to five different daedric princes.

I'm a serial killer. I'm a legendary hero. I'm an abomination in the eyes of gods, men and mer. I'm a delivery boy.

I am Dragonborn.

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people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

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[fan-fangirl-world]

Resident Evil VILLAGE 

If Ethan would have said “Yes” to the treason plan

[saxturn]

[huffylemon]

ta da

[stopmakingthosedecisions]

THE WEASARD

[furrypost-generator]

i cooka him into soup

[setantaa]

@numbaoneflaya Halloween outfit for Jilly?

[tarmairons]

I waited for you. I waited for 27 years.

[anyasjcy]

ALCINA DIMITRESCU / MOTHER MIRANDA.

Please credit if use.

[cateblanchettz]

Resident Evil Village wallpapers.

image credits: @foreverrdaniela.

[ohmy80s]

Heathers (1988)

[namiiswan-archived]

[katarinanavane]

A full coyote skull with hand sculpted tentacles for teeth! I still need to figure out a proper stand/display for it, but couldn’t resist sharing now!

[monicabares]

Have mercy on the poor bastard…

Design available on Redbubble! | Instagram

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Danse Russe, ink, 14′’ x 11′’