I just read the wildest, most unhinged essay on ASOIAF. It's insane claims include:
Jon Snow is actually Aegon IV, son of Rhaegar and Elia Martell
Ned, Benjen and Lyanna were all gung-ho on this conspiracy to protect Rhaegar's heir
Lyanna secretly married Ser Arthur Dayne because Rhaegar made it okay by dismantling the centuries old vows of the Kingsguard for his bestie
Lyanna did give birth, but her son is actually Edric Dayne
Elia escaped the Sack and made it to Dorne, and is actually Wylla, the wetnurse for Jon when he was an infant
Rhaegar did not die at the Trident - he either used magic or a body double (because you know body doubles were so easy to find for a silver-haired purple-eyed prince)
Rhaegar is actually Mance Rayder
Jon Snow doesn't have the Stark Look - he's just naturally dark haired from his mother Elia and pale skinned from his father
Jon Snow does not look like Arya Stark because Arya is described as having a horse face and Jon is not
Dany is not the daughter of Rhaella, she's the daugther of Ashara Dayne who was raped by Aerys
Rhaella's daughter was stillborn so they did another baby swap so that Dany would replace the stillborn and appear as legitimate
Even though Jon is supposedly not a Stark, his connection to Ghost is totally normal - he's still a warg, but a super powerful one who can warg into anything because he's that amazing
And these are just the broad strokes, there was so much more insanity
I kept on reading, expecting this to be a "haha got you you dumbass" joke post. It was not. And then I got to the Jonsa stuff and it all made sense. They really are the most insane shippers in this fandom. I regret the 10 minutes I lost reading that absolute bullshit post.
If you see it in the Arya Stark tag, do yourself a favor and don't read it. You'll only get angry.
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