Hungry & Unoriginal

Hi I'm Naomi I'm a pansexual girl goddess my aesthetic is glitter grunge and I think I'm cute Now taking sugar daddy applications

[nahh-ruto]

Haven't posted in like 2 years so I'm gonna ease back in here w/ a pic of my butt

[sixpenceee]

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

[geostatonary]

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

[meltdraw]

Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

[lastxleviathanrefollow]

My Huz and I laughed about this for like ten minutes. You have to read it in Frank the Bunny’s (from Donnie Darko) voice and realize if you ever looked outside your window one day and saw this you’d probably piss yourself

[liptonicedpee]

that is the exact voice I read this in holy hell

[mitski-miyawakis]

story time.

[beyondplusultra]

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

[senyahearts]

Malaika Firth @ Nathalie Models 

Photographed by: Jesse Laitinen

[stuning-deactivated20190116]

[realitytvgifs]

I AM PROUD OF YOU, BRUCE! I have so much respect for your BRAVERY. Thank you for sharing your story and journey. This will make such an impact!

Wishing you nothing but happiness in your future.

[kradify]

[saguaroslut]

Usually don’t reblog condoms but hell yeah props to whoever came up with these

[addelburgh]

[rubiline-deactivated20210204]

nice dog enjoys a burger

[vikander]

Rebel Wilson speaks onstage during The 2015 MTV Movie Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on April 12, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

[hellyeahchantellewinnie]

Chantelle Winnie for Observer Magazine(x)

[vintagecitylady]

Fat education is important. I’m so elated to get to teach body politics to young minds. I hope this is the beginning of a very long life of educating.

[youtube-feels]

OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT

[team-t-and-a]

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT

[outwiththeoldshit-deactivated20]

Don’t Be That Guy.

[caitlinhill]

Great campaign! Great point!

[cliffordpanties-blog]

signal boosting the shit out of this

[ani-oppa-san]

you can never NOT reblog this

[jesstowncrossing-blog]

Kinda had to reblog

[myredhand]

[renrevenge-deactivated20160327]

[frettedtoflame]

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

[serotonin-up]

I feel like a legend.

[anidragon]

This is so fucking surreal.

[halloweenaesthetics-deactivated]

“All gay people in America owe trans women of color a debt of gratitude for their courage at Stonewall” -B. Jenner

[oomshi]

[iwishihadafather]

YAAAAAAS KRIS

[amyroko]

How to transport in Saudi Arabia.

[uonthaaa-deactivated20190219]

I AM SO PROUD BABE

[cyprusroyale]

Oh wow..

[thiqaa-deactivated20150728]

This was my fave

[sinbadism]

oh man… Skateboarding in pumps…