do it, it'll be funny

a slip of the hand, and it's off to dreamland

[nickholmes]

[pussylipgloss]

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

[shark-b0y-blog]

[snorlaxatives]

me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.

(via quietly-violently)

[12281956-deactivated20160824]

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

[morrisoxide]

Flaked Cadillac

[sedatiiive]

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[aquleo-blog]

when you type oaky instead of okay

[grimelords]

[awwww-cute]

[candyshooger-blog]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[2-shane-s]