Pretty Gay

Most of the time when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.

[sandpit-life-deactivated2015090]

[queenshulamit-deactivated201602]

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

[blowedd]

[thequeenbey]

[hypersexualsportswear]

[clestroying]

*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*

[naked-devil]

parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*

me: *becomes irritated in response*

parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence

[lopmon]

[vicsecretmodels]

Taylor Marie Hill

[iwantnickjonas]

[aliencreaturex]

[myogfashion]

[stunningpicture]

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

When you’re supposed to be acting straight at a family party but Beyoncé comes on and your parents can’t stop you

[mosoli]

[derpycats]

[somethingsomethingshan]

“this doesn’t concern you Robert please close the door”

[actionables]

this is your new Messiah the glow cat

all hail the glow cat

[forever90s]

[el3upee]

[blowedd]