name my lobster

I know the question that consumes your mind at all seconds of the day: What should I name my lobster? Fear not! i am here to help. Each post on this page contains exactly what i believe to be a perfect name for not only a lobster, but any marine crustacean! i'm going to name your lobster and you can't stop me. Kissles! xoxoxo

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give me a call if you ever get lonely

i'll be like one of your girls or your Kony

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scrimeny tungus and the humongous bungus

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halloween ankles

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hippocratic oaf

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blue herring

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silly joel

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eel estate agent

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minestrone milestone

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walt white and the alt-right

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any fry cooks born after 1993 can't cook...all they know is fine dining and breathing

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the fursuit of happiness

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bluetooth

you saw me standing along

without a dream in my heart

without a love of my own

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you think you're quirky??? well to ten million fireflies i'm weird cos i hate goodbyes 😏

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i guess im going to have to be the one to say it 🙄there should be a way to send messages to your friends online

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Michael Wazowski

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graveyard gift shop cashier: and how will you be paying for your items today sir?

skeleton: 🦴🐛

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i'll stick to my guns

n roses 🤪🔫🌹