if you ever think you’re too much of a people pleaser, just remember your star stable character;
tended to an entire garden, with little to no reward
learnt to fish and then used said fishing skills to aid not one, not two but THREE fishermen for months on end
repaired a bridge just for the shits and gigs
took hundreds of pictures of a plushie in return for what… 10xp?
helped a creepy dude relocate his 100 spiders that hid all over jorvik
stopped g.e.d taking over moorland, from the kindness of our doormat heart
helped a jojo siwa lookalike save horse from yet another creepy guy
played hide and seek with TERRIFYING twins im sorry those quests were giving uncanny valley so bad
traversed alternate dimensions to save characters that have lowkey never done anything to help us
travelled to an oil rig to stop dark cores evil plans
blew up said oil rig !!! yay us !!!
all because we were asked to.
we are overworked and severely underpaid. lets hope in the next wednesday update our character learns the word ‘no.’
i thought we were meant to be here for one summer to ride a horse through fields of flowers and rainbows >.<