❁

[complimentnyc-deactivated202210]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Going to sleep is the ultimate “fake it till you make it”.

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s an unspoken rule that any older gentleman with a big white beard has to play along if little kids think he’s Santa Claus

[noheartgirl]

@dirkjanpiersma

[aka-maggie]

[catchymemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[thoodleoo]

may you always be filled with bread

this may be the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me

[kafaminguzelligi]

[kaanbubelli-deactivated20221218]

[222manythoughts]

Do you believe in second chances?

Yea I usually give about 5 or 6 before I realize I’m a fucking idiot

[um-cartao]

As melhores perdas do mundo. (em São Paulo, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRfRsRRJVz4/?utm_medium=tumblr

[just-shower-thoughts]

You realize life is not that awful when you wake up from a terrible horrific nightmare and you’re grateful it was just that.

[aurapraianaa]