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My name is John, I am 19 years old. I got my first college degree at 16. Currently living in Texas. Speaks: Spanish (disclaimer: my grammar is wretched), English. Learning: German, Japanese.

[hellyeahthomassanders]

I Was Just Trying To Help… by Thomas Sanders

[vietblueart]

Captioned:

Friend: I can’t read this, it’s too dark in here…

Thomas: [*ding!; inspired keyboard music plays briefly*] I’ve got an idea!! [takes lightbulb and holds it out] Use this!

Thomas: …What?

Friend: [high-pitched] AAAHHHHHHH–!

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

[mindofkarl]

WHATTT NO WAY GET OUT

[alloverthegaf]

Remember that one week where every Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter video involved bananas. Like every single video had at least one person eating a banana. There was the Let’s Play where Gavin was a banana. They wore banana-themed shirts, they ate bananas on the various podcasts, at staff meetings. An animated Joel ate a banana in RTAA. And everyone was getting kind of suspicious because an entire company seemed to have suddenly become banana-crazed.

And then this happened

[tastefullyoffensive]

Monopoly logic. (via sdegutis)

[eggmayonaise]

I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual

[stability]

kids are dumb

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[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[literallysame]

THIS IS SO TRIGGERING OMG

[some-sapphic-shit]

wow what’s better than this just gals being pals

[cocaineteas]

[claudiablacks]

[celebrityho]

when something you didn’t want to attend gets cancelled 

[drunkroosters]

meg, that sunflower’s gonna fucking die

[duoachievement-deactivated20220]

#they face the sun for a reason lmao im cryin

[nanotechgeek]

Leaving tumblr for a bit, cya

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[nezdaya]

That moment when you find a catfish

[omega3]

i love all the rich people :) u can message me anytime !!!:)

[thatfunnyblog]

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.