Narcotic Mambo

An oddly pleasing collection of nonsensical spam emails

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I am the ice princess

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Hey girl how are things i once was a post man

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dig up dirt on friends

[superpunch2]

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There are shotguns for your worries. Please open

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Where will disease lead you...

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Can U B tempted by a free thong?

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Take a vacation; win a marriage

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John thinks Maravella is marvelous. Maravella tells John that his wish is her command, but John has doubts...

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I have been picking on a particularly tenacious Senagalese Lad for quite some time

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Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

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how soon would you like to start your career? How about tonight.

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anyone wanna go to Olive Garden with me?

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corn cob mania

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mmm...a possible communicable disease that may have no cure or a possible legal issue that could take years to sort out. Hard to choose.

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Is it better to be loved or to spend a short time believing you have half a million dollars coming your way?

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Compliment, My name is Ottoola Banji.