Stanley Walked Through The Door On His Left

The end is never the end.

[narrating-the-parable]

"Is it over? It's going to restart, isn't it. I'm going back."

OOC: tspud rp act! Run by yours truly @nova-the-silly plz dont be afraid to ask anything you want! I'm excited to see how this all plays out!

Quick character run-down!

'Settings (time keeper)';Basically Fern and Line™s parent

Fern; a silly plant fela

Curator; Narrator's older sister

The voice of a random (Essence of divine art); a gaslighting gatekeeping monarch that hates Narrator

Narrator; our silly old man who really likes stars

Stanley; stan man!

Mariella; our favorite gall who is a killer at Mario cart

Jim; you'll find out soon!

Trevor (Tape guy); he's just chilling doing research, Jim's brother

(Line™; doesn't say anything but they are here)

Captions!; just the actual describing fella

I'm so happy to be starting this up again! Please dont be scared to send asks!

[narrating-the-parable]

Stanley, please just stay and sit! Or stand! Or squat! Or sleep! I dont care just PLEASE don't go to the stairs again.

Stanley limped his way back up the stairs, standing at the top, and paused

…Stanley? Are you going to-

SPLAT

ah…

[narrating-the-parable]

My gods.

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imma automate the process of that other guy.

*comically small catapult on a turn table appears*

This catapult will launch a rock at anything (yes anything) that says those goddamn numbers. It won't hurt, it will just sting enough to be a dissuading annoyance. Allow me to demonstrate.

*ahem*

Six seve-*🪨*ow

Hope this helps.

Stanley has gone to hiding in his office after the rock attacks, thank goodness he has stopped saying those horrid numbers.

[narrating-the-parable]

Stanley has spent the last hour singing “67” while standing on a desk.

[six sevennn]

This is worse than the time you somehow mannaged to play Buddy Holly on all of the computers for a week.

[remsterden]

I’m chucking rocks at him. I’m chucking them 🫳➰🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨💥

[narrating-the-parable]

[heeehhehrh, ow, heheheh, ow, heheheh, ow-]

AHH STOP IT! HOW ARE YOU EVEN HITTING ME I'M JUST A VOICE?

[narrating-the-parable]

Stanley has spent the last hour singing “67” while standing on a desk.

[six sevennn]

This is worse than the time you somehow mannaged to play Buddy Holly on all of the computers for a week.

[narrating-the-parable]

(OOC: just so you know, everything has restarted! So no one is in a relationship, blah blah blah, yahoo!!)

[narrating-the-parable]

I'm still here guys, I'm gonna be nuking this blog and restarting it as a fresh rp blog, please dont be scared to send asks🫵