Narrator Guy

[narrator-guy-offical]

Narrator

They are very bored and decide to open tumblr, while they are scrolling they find a blog titled “narrator-guy-official” confused and curious they click on it

Name: Narrator Guy

Age: The user decides

Pronouns: The user decides

Job: describing what’s happening

Things I like: Narrating, books, the 3rd person

After opening this post, the user lets out a chuckle, and continues on with their day.

OOC: original blog is @batch-of-fries

[narrator-guy-offical]

It seems we are in a roaring battle…

(The silly election thing lol)

I wouldn’t call it “roaring”

What’s something someone in a debate would say…

Hm…politicians usually lie…what’s a lie I could say…

I am NOT a narrator.

Hey I’m getting the hang of this.

[narrator-guy-offical]

I’m not great with this whole “advertising” thing so…

This is my best attempt since I’m not an artist…can’t really find any supplies or ways to practice in the void.

[narrator-guy-offical]

”this is a story about a man named stanle- wait a minute. Who on earth are you? There should only be ONE narrater and that’s me.”

-Narrater (The Stanley Parable)

Oh goodness it’s my cousin…

And he is being rather rude as per usual.

[narrator-guy-offical]

happy pride narrator guy :D i agree with that anon who totally isn't me that nominated you for president of the officialverse,,, ok bye have a great day

Hm, thank you Jaedyn

I appreciate the kindness

[narrator-guy-offical]

Hm, I never thanked the anon that nominated and called me their favorite

Thank you anon.

You brought a smile to my…face? Voice? Whatever.

[officalverse-elections-offical]

I NOMINATE @narrator-guy-offical BECAUSE HES MY FAVORITE!!!

@narrator-guy-offical has been added to the list of nominees.

[narrator-guy-offical]

I’m sorry, what am I being nominated for exactly?

[officalverse-elections-offical]

You have been nominated for president of the officalverse.

[narrator-guy-offical]

Hm, sounds interesting.

I don’t see why not.

[officalverse-elections-offical]

I NOMINATE @narrator-guy-offical BECAUSE HES MY FAVORITE!!!

@narrator-guy-offical has been added to the list of nominees.

[narrator-guy-offical]

I’m sorry, what am I being nominated for exactly?

[narrator-guy-offical]

June has come once again, the sun is wonderfully warm against people’s skin, and the world is saturated with the colors of nature.

This post is going to be a long one.

First: Happy pride month, to every queer kid in the closet, every guy, girl or something in between that’s gotten hate, to everybody that is a part of, and supports LGBTQIA+. You’re seen, not just in this month, but year round.

OOC: I had to deal with some homophobic people on my main blog…not a great way to start off the month.

Second: Happy men’s mental awareness month, this is for the men that are struggling right now; it gets better, trust me, your feelings matter and should be seen. They deserve to be seen. Your feelings deserve to be seen year round. Get flowers for a good man in your life, he’ll appreciate it so much.

Unfortunately I missed women’s mental awareness month, imagine the message above but for the opposite gender.

That is all, thank you for reading.

[narrator-guy-offical]

wow narrator guy, you're so cool. spread the positivity plague. tell others they're cool. :-)

people should thank you for narrating scenarios, shows, and everything of the such!!!

this is not sarcasm, i am here to tell you you are cool genuinely. i am here to spread positivity! that is the point of the positivity plague. not to ragebait, but to joybait. i have difficulty expressing tone, so excuse me if this sounds rude or annoying.

and before i leave, before our paths intertwine again, remember this:

you're so cool. spread the positivity plague. plague other people's inboxes telling them they're cool. good bye narrator guy. until next time. :-)

Oh my. Well you read this. Spread positivity.

[narrator-guy-offical]

I hate this weather,at least your presence is cold. #I h8 being british

Well on the bright side at least you get a nice accent.

[narrator-guy-offical]

sometimes ghe real bbg is a narrator

Excuse me?

[narrator-guy-offical]

ew

Psh, how rude.

Oh, is this that “anon hate” I’ve been hearing about?

Odd.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

|-|473

((ALL OF THE FOLLOWING IS IN CHARACTER DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY))

I hate all of you.

@7-eleven-offical @7-eleven-offical-evil You two barely do anything for the team

@quiktrip-offical You haven’t done anything for the past few months

@evil-pukicho-real-offical ALL YOU DO IS ASK FOR RAISES

@evil-lemon-shark-offical YOU COME BACK AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS GO ON A MISSION TO GET YOURSELF KILLED

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical You can’t get your own identity so you mirror others

@knife-roomba-offical a droid made to hurt, It’s funny that you even ever thought you could be something more

@jojamart-offical Fuck you morris

@plague-doctor--offical A plague doctor ever the useless physician

@bill-cipher-offical you got killed by two preteens

@lemon-shark-offical flown to space just to avoid the consequences of someone else’s idiocy

@evil-callie-plush-offical you call others bitches whilst you yourself are the bitch

@evil-ant-offical part of a hivemind can’t even think for yourself

@roaring-knight-offical got beat up by 2.5 teenagers

@fall3n-angel-offical you thought you could be something bigger but you just became a worse person

@copyright-offical you didn’t even look to see what I left you

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical anime hero nothing original about you

@trans-cousin-offical you have to get others to do the revolution effort while you sit back and do nothing

@milehicon-offical you aren’t even the real one

@killer-offical you first came here to kill me and then I gave you a place to stay you should be thanking me

@inferno-the-skywing you can’t think of a original character so you just play as yourself

@sans-the-skeleconch magical jester how unoriginal can you get.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HEY! I'll have you know my other job is being a jester for an eldritch entity! She is a wonderful boss.

Im a magical jester because thats what she wanted!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Jester otherwise known as a fool

I find it funny that a fool takes the role of jester in that case

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Yes I am a fool, I took this role because of that!

I know my role is this little improv and I think I play it rather well.

I could stop but where is the fun in that?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Blind eyes could see how bad at this you are

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Shure shure, like your any better at your own job.

When was the last plot hmmmm?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

why would I make a plot?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

ITS LITERALLY PART OF YOUR NAME! Its a part of what you do....

Wait, who are you.

Your not my boss.

My boss doesn't act like this, I would know, I had a heart to heart and everything.

So tell me, who are you.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Who is anyone?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Stop trying to doge the question.

He summons a black flame, its eating the light

Who are you.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Go on

Try And Kill Me

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Who said this kills?

This just burns away disguises.

Reveal yourself or I will.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

go right ahead

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

He sighs

He throws the fire at you

〔Any and all disguises and mind controll/possession burn away in darkness〕

Let's see who you really are.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

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It seems you will have to try harder that that

the very narrative itself is on my side

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Do you really want to do this? I will pull a 2nd narrator into this.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Ha.

You wish to bring that fool into this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You mean stardust? No, no, no, I have another.

I may be a fool but thats because I dont like to plan ahead.

But when I do plan...

Let's just say that its no fun.

So I ask ever so kindly: do you want to keep hiding? Or will I have to drag someone new into this.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Well then

Go on.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Verry well.

Hey @narrator-guy-offical mind doing what you do best and narrate my fake boss here revealing who they truly are?

Thanks!

[narrator-guy-offical]

Oh my!

I…I don’t know what to do here, truly. There are some things that I don’t know. I wish I could help I truly do.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

”another failure”

[narrator-guy-offical]

Alright well you can try to hold on to the little control that you have.

However, I do prefer stories where the hero wins.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

|-|473

((ALL OF THE FOLLOWING IS IN CHARACTER DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY))

I hate all of you.

@7-eleven-offical @7-eleven-offical-evil You two barely do anything for the team

@quiktrip-offical You haven’t done anything for the past few months

@evil-pukicho-real-offical ALL YOU DO IS ASK FOR RAISES

@evil-lemon-shark-offical YOU COME BACK AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS GO ON A MISSION TO GET YOURSELF KILLED

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical You can’t get your own identity so you mirror others

@knife-roomba-offical a droid made to hurt, It’s funny that you even ever thought you could be something more

@jojamart-offical Fuck you morris

@plague-doctor--offical A plague doctor ever the useless physician

@bill-cipher-offical you got killed by two preteens

@lemon-shark-offical flown to space just to avoid the consequences of someone else’s idiocy

@evil-callie-plush-offical you call others bitches whilst you yourself are the bitch

@evil-ant-offical part of a hivemind can’t even think for yourself

@roaring-knight-offical got beat up by 2.5 teenagers

@fall3n-angel-offical you thought you could be something bigger but you just became a worse person

@copyright-offical you didn’t even look to see what I left you

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical anime hero nothing original about you

@trans-cousin-offical you have to get others to do the revolution effort while you sit back and do nothing

@milehicon-offical you aren’t even the real one

@killer-offical you first came here to kill me and then I gave you a place to stay you should be thanking me

@inferno-the-skywing you can’t think of a original character so you just play as yourself

@sans-the-skeleconch magical jester how unoriginal can you get.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HEY! I'll have you know my other job is being a jester for an eldritch entity! She is a wonderful boss.

Im a magical jester because thats what she wanted!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Jester otherwise known as a fool

I find it funny that a fool takes the role of jester in that case

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Yes I am a fool, I took this role because of that!

I know my role is this little improv and I think I play it rather well.

I could stop but where is the fun in that?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Blind eyes could see how bad at this you are

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Shure shure, like your any better at your own job.

When was the last plot hmmmm?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

why would I make a plot?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

ITS LITERALLY PART OF YOUR NAME! Its a part of what you do....

Wait, who are you.

Your not my boss.

My boss doesn't act like this, I would know, I had a heart to heart and everything.

So tell me, who are you.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Who is anyone?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Stop trying to doge the question.

He summons a black flame, its eating the light

Who are you.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Go on

Try And Kill Me

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Who said this kills?

This just burns away disguises.

Reveal yourself or I will.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

go right ahead

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

He sighs

He throws the fire at you

〔Any and all disguises and mind controll/possession burn away in darkness〕

Let's see who you really are.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{17 |-|4$ /\/0 3€€3C7}

It seems you will have to try harder that that

the very narrative itself is on my side

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Do you really want to do this? I will pull a 2nd narrator into this.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Ha.

You wish to bring that fool into this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You mean stardust? No, no, no, I have another.

I may be a fool but thats because I dont like to plan ahead.

But when I do plan...

Let's just say that its no fun.

So I ask ever so kindly: do you want to keep hiding? Or will I have to drag someone new into this.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Well then

Go on.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Verry well.

Hey @narrator-guy-offical mind doing what you do best and narrate my fake boss here revealing who they truly are?

Thanks!

[narrator-guy-offical]

Oh my!

I…I don’t know what to do here, truly. There are some things that I don’t know. I wish I could help I truly do.

[narrator-guy-offical]

what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go

Uh. Are you alright ma’am?

[narrator-guy-offical]

narrate my ask

I don’t really have a lot to go off of here.

Maybe give me a character? Or a scene?