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Sorry but nobody will ever beat the 2022 party in Argentina

Your opinion. What I note is that my country did not need to humiliate Brazil and Croatia after its World Cup triumphs to enjoy them.

#world cup #spain #argentina

Thanks Spain

Now, the only thing you have to prove is that you are more gracious in victory than the previous winners.

#wc 2026 #oc #spain #argentina

A stark black shadow cat with one yellow and one pink eye sits nearby, a cheshire grin on its face. It seems to be observing the goat lady. - device-friend-connected

Evil Soraka pinches the bridge of her nose, then looks again. "What the hell am I looking at ?"

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KROMCH

Neph gut punches the goat. "How many times do I have to tell you old goat, not for grazing."

The forest spirit leans out.

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the tainted Celestial goats recoils. "If not for grazing, why is it made from tasty?"

Je suis déception footballistique ce soir.

#france #france vs spain #gg wp no re

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All duty and no KROMCH makes Soraka a dull goat.

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Your drop in speed make you more resistant to attacks that mess with your in-flight lift. Is that a bad thing?

"YOU!!!!"

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Evil Soraka casts a stratosphere cannon spell : Very high pressure from below, rough void from above. How high will Heldrake-fly? Higher than the Stardust?

"Let the KROMCHING begin."

KROMCH

"Kalli, there is a garden I'd like to taste : namely the one cultivated by your crimson colleague, that was a bit too quick to dismiss goat milk."

#KROMCH #kalli the goat

KROMCH and RP garden

Evil Soraka is a menace towards seemingly all gardens.

It's pretty simple, really. As soon as a garden is mentioned, it gains significance, and this significance is a huge part of the KROMCH. Most described gardens are pretty gardens, too -- not many have the landfill subclass -- and thus are more interesting to evil Celestial goats.

#KROMCH #attractive nuisance theory

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HC + ⚡⚡ZAP⚡⚡

send me " hc + a word ", and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my muse.

Olgan is not immune to electricity, she is highly resistant, but can still very much be effected by it...sure it takes a fuckton to make her feel anything, but she still can. So if you're a zappy boy/girl You can still zap Olgan...just make sure your zap is packin one hell of a punch.

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And when Olgan does the zapping? @atrox-tempestas

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She tempers her power, over the years learning just how much she can use without going overboard.

When she is back against the wall, full rage mode though...she will start unleashing hell, and particularly her left arm suffers the most from it all, and has on more then one occasion been burned because of how much dakka she was slinging out.

atrox-tempestas

HC + ⚡⚡ZAP⚡⚡

send me " hc + a word ", and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my muse.

Olgan is not immune to electricity, she is highly resistant, but can still very much be effected by it...sure it takes a fuckton to make her feel anything, but she still can. So if you're a zappy boy/girl You can still zap Olgan...just make sure your zap is packin one hell of a punch.

asktheevilstarchild

And when Olgan does the zapping? @atrox-tempestas

atrox-tempestas

HC + ⚡⚡ZAP⚡⚡

send me " hc + a word ", and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my muse.

Olgan is not immune to electricity, she is highly resistant, but can still very much be effected by it...sure it takes a fuckton to make her feel anything, but she still can. So if you're a zappy boy/girl You can still zap Olgan...just make sure your zap is packin one hell of a punch.