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@nataliemarkovic
Gayyyy ur gayyyy
-Liz
( @ask-elias-summers )
I'm not but okay.
dude, yeah you are I've met you
I'm not gay, though. I'm just not picky.
boss, I think someone could your grindr profile...
I'm not gay!!! I don't care about gender. Men, women, whatever, it's all the same to me.
*sigh*
It's okay to be bisexual, boss. I'm literally trans. But if you're not sure, take your time
Gayyyy ur gayyyy
-Liz
( @ask-elias-summers )
I'm not but okay.
dude, yeah you are I've met you
I'm not gay, though. I'm just not picky.
boss, I think someone could your grindr profile...
If I called you last night or spoke to you, I probably didn't mean whatever I said and I don't remember it now.
that...explains a lot. You said a lot of things to me last night when you called me at 2 AM
Ignore. All of it.
so...no investments of our last money to Murderface's shady ideas and no returning your ex's motorcycle?
Oh my god. No. Please tell me I didn't call Peter.
No. No, you didn't, but...you asked me to return the motorcycle or "spill gasoline and throw lighter" and "do whatever I want" with it. I...didn't do anything
Good. Don't. Last time I saw that guy, he told me he was going to cut out my liver with half a beer bottle.
that's...not good. But I don't think he's a real threat. And just last clarification, no investing of our last money in any Murderface's half-baked idea for any side project?
If I called you last night or spoke to you, I probably didn't mean whatever I said and I don't remember it now.
that...explains a lot. You said a lot of things to me last night when you called me at 2 AM
Ignore. All of it.
so...no investments of our last money to Murderface's shady ideas and no returning your ex's motorcycle?
Oh my god. No. Please tell me I didn't call Peter.
No. No, you didn't, but...you asked me to return the motorcycle or "spill gasoline and throw lighter" and "do whatever I want" with it. I...didn't do anything
If I called you last night or spoke to you, I probably didn't mean whatever I said and I don't remember it now.
that...explains a lot. You said a lot of things to me last night when you called me at 2 AM
Ignore. All of it.
so...no investments of our last money to Murderface's shady ideas and no returning your ex's motorcycle?
If I called you last night or spoke to you, I probably didn't mean whatever I said and I don't remember it now.
that...explains a lot. You said a lot of things to me last night when you called me at 2 AM
Can anyone explain to me why I woke up sitting at the mixing board covered in guitar pics and glue please
artsch and craftsch alscho alot of drugsch
I provided the acid, what else did I take?
what didn't you take is the better queschtion, yeah you took coke, schome pillsch i think? and like twenty different whiskeysch and vodkasch. and whatever you had in your pocketsch
OH NO NOT MY POCKET PILLS I FOUND THOSE ON A TABLE AT DIMMU BURGER
why do you have pocket pillsch? and why didnt i get any!? selfisch
Did you ask for any?
maybe? you know i have schit memory
I remember aproximatwly 1/3rd of last night.
scho we have nothing plusch nothing. what'sch the worscht that could've happend?
... I think schomeone gave me a piercing.
I hope it was klokateer 504. He seems like he'd know how to do it right.
all I know isch my body hurtsch. you got anything new?
Nope, first thing I checked. Some bruises on my face and ribs. I think I fell down the stairs at some point. I definitely remember lying on the floor.
you indeed did boss! But I carried you to the couch, even if it was the end of my working day
BOSS, I REALLY MESSED UP THIS DATE, I, LIKE, FELT VERY ROMANTIC AND DECIDED TO GIVE HER RING WITH BULLET THAT HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR 15 YEARS BECAUSE I WEAR IT LIKE LUCKY CHARM
- @nataliemarkovic
Babe!! That sounds very romantic. I think that's a good move!!!
ah, I afraid she was confused about it, to say the least...
What's confusing about that???
I guess she wasn't ready to get such gift, especially because I told her that this bullet has been stuck in my skull for such long time..and it was a bit bloody too. I thought it was normal flirting though? With romantic gifts and everything
BOSS, I REALLY MESSED UP THIS DATE, I, LIKE, FELT VERY ROMANTIC AND DECIDED TO GIVE HER RING WITH BULLET THAT HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR 15 YEARS BECAUSE I WEAR IT LIKE LUCKY CHARM
- @nataliemarkovic
Babe!! That sounds very romantic. I think that's a good move!!!
ah, I afraid she was confused about it, to say the least...
hello Abigail, I have a little issue here. The boys have lots of new ideas! I wrote all down, but I afraid we don't have money on porn studio or cooking show with chainsaws and dolphins. God..I'm not sure if they even were sober, but they sounded rather convincing. Sent them with all questions off to you and Mr. Knubbler! - @nataliemarkovic
Since when do we not have enough money for some new songs? I’m sure Charles could help figure things out if you go talk to him.
Thank you for sending everything to Knubbler and I, we’ll get working on it right away.
well, I afraid we indeed don't. Ah, you don't know, I beg your pardon. But after that fiasco of Murderface and Knubbler's Christmas show, we had to pay 150 thousand dollars as a compensation and that's only half! And the boys want whole new show, their podcast and even porn studio. My brain is overwhelmed with such ideas (and I ran out of place in my notepad)
First off, say no to that studio. You know which one I’m talking about.
How did they end up needing to pay that much in the first place? I’m sure they have enough money—personal or shared—to pay for it.
I have nothing to do with Dethklok’s money, but I’m still going to have a chat with them.
ah, there's too many details, would've been easier if you saw it with your eyes..this was tragedy! A force majeure not exactly depending on me! At this day the boys' families decided to arrive and while we were busy with the show, they all got drunk and then Secret Santa thing didn't happen and while Murderface was getting chocked by pastor who was our sponsor, his grandma was crushed by cross!(gladly, he said that condolences weren't necessary, I'm not good at such things). Gladly, Charles made us pay only 150 thousand dollars and not 300 thousand!
hello Abigail, I have a little issue here. The boys have lots of new ideas! I wrote all down, but I afraid we don't have money on porn studio or cooking show with chainsaws and dolphins. God..I'm not sure if they even were sober, but they sounded rather convincing. Sent them with all questions off to you and Mr. Knubbler! - @nataliemarkovic
Since when do we not have enough money for some new songs? I’m sure Charles could help figure things out if you go talk to him.
Thank you for sending everything to Knubbler and I, we’ll get working on it right away.
well, I afraid we indeed don't. Ah, you don't know, I beg your pardon. But after that fiasco of Murderface and Knubbler's Christmas show, we had to pay 150 thousand dollars as a compensation and that's only half! And the boys want whole new show, their podcast and even porn studio. My brain is overwhelmed with such ideas (and I ran out of place in my notepad)
boss? Boss, wh- why did you leave me text with kinda-philosophical rant at 4 AM? Was that some cypher? Boss?
I got. So high. Just so high. I'm sorry, babe.
ah, I can relate..difficult day, I assume
//sorry, posted from wrong account
after hard day at work...
