Jade

18 he/it a dog I have a side blog. find it at your own risk

[poziomkowy]

shipping nonbinary and transgender flags with each other lets call it couriberg or something idk

[420technoblazeit]

the thing about the dream smp is i dont think it actually matters at all if it was good or bad. what matters is that it was a completely unparalleled media experience and because of its specific circumstances gave me shrimp emotions that absolutely cannot be replicated

[420technoblazeit]

there will never be another dream smp /complicated

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[skycorde]

that seed was insane 15 pearls, no strays, 5/9 rates, fell off fort, sent 2 eye and got a 6:39. so deserved thats so fucking deserved

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[x0401x]

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

[starfieldcanvas]

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

[westiec]

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

[startrekgifs]

Follow! REBLOG! It's how the site works!!

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[mcyt-userboxes]

You please make please a "this user misses Empires SMP" , "this use of misses the seablings" (Empire smp s1( and/or "this user is "totally normal"about flower husbands" (3rd life or empires SMP). Please

done! I did empires season one and two for the flower husbands ones!

credit me if used!

[crazy-brazilian]

[ant-is-living]

@nyancrimew

🫵

[feinbergfromherotwt]

i had to stop watching icarus clips the past few days bc he looks terrible and i feel really bad. did i miss anything notable?

[natequarter]

the grim reality for a lot of nonbinary people is that their options are closet themselves and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large or be out and proud and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large

[cutecipher]

🔍 how to convince the cursed amulet to stop using therapy speak

[tumbwr]

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[petals42]

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

[petals42]

addition: people who comment on fics to say that they are not even in this fandom and didn’t know the characters at all but read it anyway and loved it are also the greatest people on earth and should also be given a thousand dollars.  

[bebsi-cola]

disabled people are often in permacrisis

[bebsi-cola]

there's never enough money each month. there's always an unexpected illness. new symptoms pop up or old symptoms flare up. meds have to be managed always and refilled constantly and any refill has the opportunity to go wrong. any regular care has the opportunity to go wrong. any mistake can send your health spiralling. it's always "i just need to get through this bad patch" but as soon as one ends another begins. another crisis begins in the middle of the last crisis. managing one thing leaves another thing to be neglected until that becomes a major issue and has to be managed asap and the cycle starts anew over and over and over

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[infectiouspiss]

my daughter

[infectiouspiss]

you will all see her

[infectiouspiss]

hang on i've got the rsg record up lemme see this crab GAME

[infectiouspiss]

speedrunning is so cool there's none of this "punching a tree" nonsense when we can blow up the tree and then go to hell in under 1 minute and 12 seconds

[infectiouspiss]

i remember when minecraft speedrunning was like we need to mine diamonds to get obsidian for the nether portal and now it's like okay i'm just gonna build up to one specific block in the sky and detonate the ender dragon with my nuclear sleepytime

[infectiouspiss]

that wasn't even a clean run and it's wr that's the power of the crab 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀