Let Me Be Your Star

Music Theatre Kid

[o-kurwa]

A giant. It says a giant.

[wiggymythwinter]

my daddy is a giant cunt

[gotterhag]

Kind of a dilf. Reblog

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[nathansastar1]

Hey! Just doing some self-advertising 😅 if you're interested in hearing me sing, would love for you to check out my performer instagram @nathanfofficial 😊 also have a YouTube channel Nathan Fernandez (http://bit.ly/334D4HC) if thats more your speed, likes, comments and subscribes always welcome 😊 apologies if youre not interested, just trynna get my name out there

[onewordshy]

[cantcatchmeee]

"I Spy Fantasy" artworks by Walter Wick

[nonstopsmile]

The journey of a blue marble

[jelloapocalypse]

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

[thathopeyetlives]

This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including: 

- the amount of YEET

- Clever use of magnets and physics

- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy. 

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[actionpackedjackson]

Never let them know your next move

[everythingfox]

Potato planting puppy

(via)

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[hte-spagheti]

[summerchat]

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

[hollowboobtheory]

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[deejay]

[issamomma]

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

[issamomma]

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

[mangonetics]

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

[tayefeth]

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

[mangonetics]

Damn for real?

[luigis-slut]

[hidingfrompolice]

why did he finger it like that? or at all?

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

[endorphinmachine]

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

[sixthrock]

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

[animusrox]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

[nianeyna]

opened the reblog editor to say the mom is obviously Carmen Sandiego but then realized I have zero justification for that whatsoever I’m just going off of vibes