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Where have you been ? I'm all fucked up now, it's all fucked up now, and I'm all destroyed. Where have you been ? I needed you then - where were you then, it's all Y O U R fault. Where have you been ? But I'm glad you're here now; hold me now, shit, I'm so lost. Where have you been ? You took your time, I'm glad you're in my life, now make this RIGHT.

[blotchedpaper]

    ‘ hmm, so you’re saying that you’re engaged to a stranger now, right ? wow, congratulations, dude ! she seems sane as fuck, it sounds like you’ve REALLY found yourself a keeper this time      i’m a little jealous ! what did you give her instead of a ring ? actually, scratch that question. what i really want to know is when on earth do i get to meet the girl who’s won your heart over ? ’

[nathcnm]

‘ it looks like it, yeah. if you’r so jealous then, fuck, i’ll gladly hand her over to you. she seems sane enough to keep you entertained for a very long time. please, i know it’s a generous offer i’m making but i’m willing to make this sacrifice to see someone else happier than me. hell, i don’t even have the slightest idea of when i’m going to be seeing her again, let alone you. if luck is on my side, hopefully i wouldn’t have to & you won’t need to meet this girl. it’s for the best, that way, ‘

[sweets-ophelia-deactivated20170]

“ oh my gosh, what a situation ! ” ophelia said, laughing. “ well, about the girl tripping and falling onto the ground i’d have done the same thing. why ‘you’re welcome’ though and you should have known to never kneel in front on those crazy girls. ” she said and she laughed more. “about the engagement, just disengage or… i don’t think it has a name for that but just cancel it. do you at least know the girl’s name ? ”

[nathcnm]

“well, it was the only nice thing to see after she said thanks to me. i didn’t know what else to do ! i didn’t kneel down in front of her though. like, i was turned around & walked at least twenty feet away from her before fixing my shoe,” nathan defended, giving her a small shrug of his shoulders. “before i could break it off, she started running away to facetime her friend or something about it. i wasn’t going to chase after her crazy ass, y’know. i don’t know her name, but hopefully i’ll never have to see her again.”

[nathcnm]

“okay, so. wild story -- i saw this one girl trip and fall onto the ground. initially, i laughed because it was just an instinct. but after a couple seconds i offered to help her up. she said her thanks, starting mumbling how she was clumsy as fuck, and all that other stuff. so when she was done i just said you’re welcome before going back to what i was doing. then i noticed my shoe was untied so, obviously, i was going to bend down and fix it. are you still with me on this story ? ‘cause what happens next is pretty shocking. right when i finished and was about to stand back up, the same chick was suddenly in front of me and screaming out a couple of yeses like some sort of mantra. i have no idea what was happening but ... i think i’m accidentally engaged now. yikes ? i'm not about this life, i'm still too young. send help.”

[nathcnm]

imessage 📲 open

des: i swear to fucking god some of these people were raised by damn WOLVES

des: i mean??? really how hard is it to watch where the FUCK you're going??? especially if u have coffee??????? just fucking LOOK

des: and don't be offended when someone flips on u bc u spilled your disgusting shit all over their brand NEW shoes and handbag like.......it's not like it's MY fault YOU'RE and idiot

des: you know?

nathan: you should've fought them

nathan: especially if they spilled shit all over ur stuff then u should've went up to them n demanded a fight. or curse them out until they're begging for mercy BUT that's not as effective

nathan: or like at least buy u a replacement :\

[nathcnm]

y*kes i have to go somewhere rn but i decided to make an intro post bc i’m honestly STOKED to be here ok !! like i’ve been eyeing this rp for a few days trying to stop being a weenie & i finally applied omg. so hi yes hello i’m alyssa or aly ( literally you can call me w/e bc idm :~) ) & this is my son nathan !! here’s a lil about him:

like the app said he’s debonair ( so he’s p damn confident, etc. ) but he’s also impetuous af like whatever comes to his mind he’ll think it’s a good idea. he wants to climb the side of a building out of boredom ?? sure, he’ll do it. he wants to run around in nothing bc he can ?? you bet he will

but listen he’s also irritable as hell like the simplest things can make him annoyed/upset & that’s why he comes off as having anger problems or w/e sometimes but he just can’t help it 

nathan’s literally a mess on the inside but he tries hard not to show it. like you wouldn’t want to know what he’s thinking bc half the time it’s just .. yikes. he’s majoring in psychology too so :) how fitting :) 

his mom is his liFE AND SOUL ok like he would do anything for her, even if he’s on campus, sicne she’s p much the only person he would consider part of his family ( his dad left at a young age bc he lowkey had another family, so he like “disappeared” without telling anyone ) besides his uncle that’s been like with him since he was a kid. so talking about his parent is an ok topic with him, but if anyone tries to mention his dad he’ll :)) go off :))

so p much he’s just an overall chill dude that goes with the flow most of the time. he likes to do everything everyone else does like going to parties, getting drunk, getting high ( sometimes even doing more hardcore stuff if u get what i mean ), etc. etc.

so yeah !! that’s just like .. the small basis of nathan & there’s more but i really have to go now but hey i’m all up for any & all plots !! so hmu or even like this & i’ll im you tomorrow when i’ll be replying to starters/making my own idk yet but :)) 

[jackieshaunas]

when the donut is bigger than your own head (✿◠‿◠)

[poseysfingers]