Accidently Funny

Talentless and hungry. ----------------- Trying to be a better me ✌🌻🌱

[logarto]

[raionmimi]

I love the culture regarding sneezing, like in various countries, you would say “Bless you,” “may you have good health,” or something along those lines, but if someone’s coughing, you just leave them to fucking die 

[found-bodies]

[skrytch]

also

[astrodidact]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is Wilson. Wilson has a paw print nose.

[mysharona1987]

[doctorpsycho1960]

I read the Uniform Code of Military Justice when I was in the Navy.  It not only allows service members to refuse an unlawful order – it requires us to.

Obeying an unlawful order is a crime under UCMJ, and no, “I was only following orders” is no defense.  We already settled that, at Nuremburg….

[grrlgeek72]

“I was only following orders!” isn’t a defense, it’s an INDICTMENT.

[dailycandicekpatton]

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

[foxysofly]

Yes I did reblog 4 times in succession because people need to understand this concept.

[foxscarf]

13.3.19 - 21.3.19

(The top one’s from the Bristol uni visit day, the bio building was amazing)

[everyonehasamnesia]

This is going to be controversial in some circles, but books are not sacred objects unless you want them to be. Dog ear them. Write notes directly in the margins. Highlight, underline, put a sticker in the front. Dip the edges in your bath water, in your beach sand, in your tea. Live with it!

There are thousands of copies of the average book, and if you ever ruined yours you could buy another for $3 off ThriftBooks or something. Unless you are specifically working with rare first edition printings, it’s fine to just treat a book like something that you own. Take it with you everywhere and if you lose or forget it just shrug because it’s really, truly, not a big deal. Love books hard, they are just bundles of paper and the story that you adore is always safe even if you treat your paperback like a doorstop. It’s fine.

[queefybuttcheeks]

[shitshilarious]

it was a big month for sisqo

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

Seriously

[logangarfield]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) dir. Jon Watts

[frikiskrew]

[pocket-potatoes]

....omg 😂😂

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[sahtrn]

From the Pantheon last year

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal