John walker hate club.

Quality* account of marvel gays :)

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: I'm 100 percent a cat person.

Bucky: except one labrador.

Bucky, grinning: His names steve

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Bucky: If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: Me??? The jealous type??? Absolutely, yes.

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: The good news is that I’m the prettiest, best-spoken, and most intelligent abomination against god and nature ever to walk the earth.

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those!

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[natsskydivingcrew]

Steve: Where's the pepper? I thought you went to the store?

Bucky: *mumbles*

Steve: what?

Bucky: Fine! It was on the top shelf! I couldn't reach it!

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky, about Tony: Does he think that Devil’s Advocate is, like, an actual job that you can get, and he’s trying out?

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

💍🙄

[natsskydivingcrew]

Steve: Hey Sam is it gay-

Sam: Yes! For the last time, literally EVERYTHING between you and Bucky is gay! Stop asking!

[feralteadraws]

A White Wolf and Two Captains.

You know what I hate? When folks pit these three against each other in fandom disputes despite the fact they’re friends.

Try not doing discourse on this one. Just enjoy the buddies.

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: Its not my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill people

[natsskydivingcrew]

Steve: Why is you're back all scratched up?

*Flashback to Bucky chasing a racoon after Steve told him to leave it alone*

Bucky: I..

Bucky: I'm having an affair.

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: Funniest trope is found family but the family you found fucking sucks.

Steve: ...Trope??

Sam: HEy you motherfucker

[teabag-of-mischief]

Steve: We all have that one friend who can give really good life advice for their friends, yet can't follow their own advice and does all kind of risky stuff.

Bucky: We sure do. Except that your advice isn't always that good.

[hannaxjo]

Steve: Bucky, did you just put a baby monitor in my pocket? Bucky: *holding the other pair* No.

[natsskydivingcrew]

Steve, reprimanding Peter: Don't be part of the problem.

Bucky: Steve's right. Be the whole problem.