♚ &&; natasha stark

[natstxrk]

i’ll be honest with you. i’m the worst. i don’t know here my replies at and i am lazy af to find them. so who wants a quick one-liner starter which might motivate me to get back into this rp business?

[natstxrk]

me: promise i'll do the replies guys

*can't handle life. life can't handle me. what replies? *

*people still memtion me as a blog they like. i cry and love you more*

[roleplaymemesforyou]

Send me a symbol for a head-canon about our muses!

♛- Do you  have any Au for them? If yes, which one? ❤- How do you see our muses in a ship? ☹- Can you share an angsty HC? ( Aus accepted.) ❣ -  Can you share a cute HC? (Aus accepted.) ▲ - Can you share a NSFW HC? (Aus accepted) ❂ - Can you share a Friendship HC? (Aus accepted) ➞ - Do you have any HC about their future? ✦ - What do you think would be our muses’ favorite activity together? ☘ - How do you image their child would look like? ➤- What’s your favorite Au for them, if you have any?  ✍🏻 - What’s your favorite HC? ◎- Bonus: ask everything you want!

[natstxrk]

i did three replies and I am exhausted. way to go, dia, way to go. anywho catch me on discord or something it’s my u r l #9240

[natstxrk]

“…I’m Batman.”

&&. @alphanerved sent a meme, i’m obviously lazy to find, sorry.

Unbelievable. Was that really the best he could come up with? Natasha just stared at Owen for a moment, completely stunned by his reaction. She could have walked into this trap, a part of her wanted too--- but no, he wasn’t going to get the satisfaction. Natasha wasn’t going to argue this man about being an adult in this situation. An eyebrow rose and her arms folded over her chest. “----His voice is a lot deeper, --huskier. Wanna to try again?”

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Slips Of The Tongue

“Pass me the cockporn?” “Don’t worry! I have a plaster man!” “My stinger is fuck!” “I’ll have the chilled grease.” “I hope your plan is sexful!” “Yeah, I think we’re in a great relationshit!” “They misunderestimated my intellect.” “Apparently scientists discovered new orgasms on Mars!” “Can I have a nipple of your fries?” “Are you busty this weekend?” “This is such a beautiful shitty!” “They’re one of the breast and brightest.” “It’s nice to finally beat you!” “We might have had a few sexbacks.” “Don’t worry. Time wounds all heels.” “The police aren’t here to create disorder, they’re here to preserve disorder.” “I’d like to spank all teachers.” “You know, that’s a common issue for homeboners.” “What kind of condoms do you prefer on your hotdog?” “He couldn’t make it. Has a bulging dick in his neck.”

[natstxrk]

me with the students: *explains why something is gramatically incorrect in english*

me speaking/writing in english: *does the exact same mistakes*

[natstxrk]

Captain Thief

@natstxrk from here

If there was one thing he could count on it was Natasha keeping him on his toes. Even though they weren’t in New York, even though he was still on the run, he was surrprised that she was still willing to meet with him. Then again, he knew just how much she loved chocolate cake and in all honesty, he did, too. Steve hadn’t expected to find something so damn good outside of Brooklyn but sitting there in the Dutch bakery had him forgetting a lot of the things he’d been thinking about since he’d gotten the message. “I’d be careful how loud you said that,” he teased, shaking his head to hide the amusement on his face. The last thing he wanted was for someone to overhear their conversation and think the worst of them. But knowing Stark like he did she would probably find a way making it not quite as dirty as it originally sounded. “You actually want to share that with me?” He wasn’t going to wait for her answer. Grabbing the fork, he grabbed a small piece and shoved it in his mouth. “Nat, that is the best damn cake I’ve ever had.”

Of course, he would scold her for a joke like that. Who else if not Steve Rogers? But as she so often used to say---- two can play this game. She erased the smile from her features, perfectly shaped brows pulled into a frown and confusion reflected in the blue hues. “What do you mean someone could hear us? –Can’t a girl have the flu these days?” The indignation was too theatrical for anyone to believe. Hopefully. Yet, what happened next snapped the woman out of her role. “N---!” She couldn’t stop him. No, she didn’t want to share. She was indicating that he should order his own. Her hand instinctively moved over her chest to hover her aching heart. “Wow. ----Just wow. One betrayal after another. I wonder why I even called you!” Another joke, but Nat shook her head and waved the hand the protected her broken heart a second ago to order another, still intact slice for herself.

[silvcrignis]

Send 🍆 to send my muse a very intentional nude

[natstxrk]

raptor boy

@natstxrk α | plotted starter  !

HIS PATIENCE THINNED &  crumbled way before he decided to venture into the depths of the asset management  &  technical support building.  he asked once,  twice  &  he tried to be  CIVIL  about it as tough as it was for him to keep his cool.  this is about his raptors  &  the past four years,  nothing’s been more important than  THEM.  he’s determined not to lose one of his girls because not everyone on the island regards these creatures as living beings.  

he’s had enough of it.  

Owen makes it past security  &  does so with a bit of resistance against him,  which he forces through with a bit of persuasion,  but mostly because of his  STUBBORNNESS.  ❛  well you look like you’re in charge                          ❜  

the elevator doors seem like they open up because they are  scared  of him.  he doesn’t mess around,  especially if he knows he’s right.  ❛  this is the fifth time my animals are getting  INJURED  ‘cause of your incompetent tech this week  !  every time i try t’get past your people on the phone,  i’m put on hold.  ❜  he says with a raised voice  &  walks towards the woman with sure steps.  she must know who he is.  it’s why he bypasses the formalities.  

❛  i’m not losin’ a raptor ‘cause of your busy schedule.  GET IT FIXED.  ❜ 

An annoyed grunt escaped the genius. Actually, it was probably the hundredth that day and it was a miracle that her eyes were still in place, considering how many times she had rolled them at people. Her tech and design were faulty, people kept telling her that it happened without any warning---- which was impossible. There must have been some signs.

Natasha was about to throw some of the good old tantrums when the elevator doors opened. The tone the man used pushed her further to the edge. People were in danger, animals were in danger, her professional reputation was in danger---- and now this asshole showed up as well. Taking a deep breath and closing her eyes for a split second to recollect herself, Nat slowly turned around. By the time she was facing Mister Grady ( because of course, she knew who he was, the prodigal golden boy of this goddamn island ) the most charming smile settled on her features. The calm before the storm, or otherwise known, before she did anything stupid. But if she could kill with a look.

Before saying anything her hand moved, extending it towards him for a handshake. “Natasha Stark. Nice to meet you. You are----?” The woman didn’t expect him to accept her gesture. But boundaries must be established and she also needed a split second of silence. So she hoped that this reaction would surprise everything for a little while.

Her gaze fell back to a screen which showed the map of the island, certain areas painted red. Those were the possible weak spots. “Your raptors are there, right now, correct? Can you have them moved over here within 30 minutes?” She asked seemingly out of the blue, pointing at the screen. “Whatever went wrong cannot be fixed from here, we have to go out.”

[natstxrk]

what a fucked up week. what a fucked up month. wow. shooketh. replies? replies. right.

[natstxrk]

guys i know i owe ppl, but i don't think i can do my replies before friday because my last paper for this semeater won't write itself

here is a list of ppl i think. I owe:

@alphanerved @givenlegacy @harlequiinade @notacircusmonkey @pepperpxtts aaaand i totally forgot ppl help. Send me a thing i if missed pls.

[natstxrk]

Sweetheart

          Bending her leg to rest her arm over her knee, as her eyes were still staring back at the woman who was getting ready to leave, Dinah sighed longly. && though her heartbeat increased slightly when she joined her on the bed. Swallowing thickly, she tried to play it cool,     “Absolutely not,”      a shrug by way of answer. Though, she had a point here. The line was thin between flirting && being friendly… but she wasn’t willing to fight it over, especially after last night. Happened what happened, && to be fair, it was pretty good in her memories. She had screamed once or twice, thank God her windows were proof against her sonic screams. 

Noticing the way the other was giving her bareness attention, Dinah smirked back, maybe shifting lightly to reveal a little more inadvertently - or not. Anyway, that was definitely a one time thing, no way Dinah would let herself be trapped another time with the brunette. It was nice whilst it longed but the way Natasha acted, it was clear there wouldn’t be no tomorrow.  && though, Dinah wasn’t sure what to think about it. She had enjoyed every single with her, feeling unexpectedly good in the arms of the stranger. ( but… troubles Dinah !  t r o u b l e s ! right, right, her attitude… )     “Don’t sweetheart me,”       her smile disappeared but her cocky expression remained,      “I’m not a baby. It was cool, hot, but…”      && then she shut her up with a kiss.  ( she was good, too good ).      “… you’re not my type.”         the last words were said in a whisper, as Dinah blinked a few times. ( definitely your type ).      “If you don’t remember, then your loss.”     even though she perfectly knew where Dinah was living now, && her name was obviously on her front door. Smartass Dinah.     “I also make delicious coffee. You wouldn’t want to miss that, right ?” 

Lies. Lies. Lies. The word flashed like a neon sign in the back of her head. If you I wasn’t your type, you wouldn’t kiss me like this – she commented mentally. But a part of her hope Dinah was right. Natasha didn’t want to be her type, she didn’t want her to fall down on the rabbit hole. Sure the Canary knew how to take care of herself and Nat still wouldn’t risk anything too stupid. As she said: it was fun, it was hot---- and it needs to stay this way. Sure Natasha needn’t go to anybody for some reckless behaviour, but endangering others? She would never joke about that. People knew exactly who she was which brought more trouble to those around her than to Nat herself.

Before breaking away from her, Nat pulled Dinah a bit closer, squeezing her body gently. “I believe you, Sweetheart…” Trying her luck she smiled at the other and playfully smacked her behind before standing up again. “I wouldn’t miss that for the world. Maybe I’ll come around for that coffee sometime, but right now if you forgive me I really have business to tend to.”

[memeartificer]

Fighting Starters

“What is your problem?”

“What were you thinking?”

“Leave me alone!”

“It wasn’t my fault!”

“Of course it was your fault!”

“What was I supposed to do?”

“I hate you!”

“I wish I never met you!”

“I’m breaking up with you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Go fuck yourself!”

“You should have told me!”

“Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t tell you because it was none of your business!”

“How could you lie to me like that?”

“You think I can’t do anything right!”

“You only won because you cheated!”

“You’re just mad you lost!”

“You’re being so immature!”

“Your face is immature!”

“You wanna say that to my face?”

“You wanna take this outside?”

“We can’t be friends if you’re a fan of [sports team]!”

“I know how to fix your computer: throw it away and get a Mac/PC/Linux.”

“You wasted [our/my/your] money on what?”

“Get a job!”

“You were supposed to be here an hour ago!”

“Why are you always late?”

“Why can’t you cut me some slack?”

“Things aren’t as important as you think they are!”

“It’s like you’re avoiding me!”

“I don’t have to hang out with you 24/7!”

“How come we never do what I want?”

“You were supposed to do the dishes as of three days ago!”

“I was gonna do it!”

“Get your stuff off the floor!”

“Do your own laundry!”

“I’m busy, I’ll get around to it!”

“Stop complaining all the time!”

“It’s my turn to drive!”

“You can’t take the car all day, I need it!”

“Turn that off, I’m trying to concentrate!”

“Do your own damn homework!”

“But you promised!”

“I’m never letting you borrow anything again!”

“You still owe me forty dollars!”

[yamima]

😡 : Worst role play-related encounter and what advice you would give to others to avoid similar situations?

✌ : Fondest role-play memory, between muses?

✿ : Fondest role-play memory, between muns?

웃 : An existing character you’ve played in the past that you miss?

ツ : An OC you created that you are proud of?

유 : A role-play related instance that you regret/are ashamed/not proud of?

♂ : Do you have a role-play/writing routine? If so, what is it?

♀ : A trope you catch yourself falling back too often?

☿ : A trope you dislike?

✍ : Offer 3-5 tips on how to get other role players started on interacting with your muse.

✉ : On average, how long does it take you to write a reply that you’re pleased with?

❅ : Advice to non-role play blogs that want to get started?

✔ : What drew you to the character you currently play? What types of characters are you generally drawn to?

☯ : Greatest challenge to writing your character?

✘ : Any head canons you’d like to imply on you character but know they wouldn’t fit?

✯ : A head canon someone else has inspired you to adopt?

➳ : Do you prefer writing on your own, on tumblr/a forum, or on an IM platform? Why?

▲ : What sort of information do you like to see on someone’s role play page that helps you determine whether or not you would want to write with them?

▼ : Are there popular head canons for your character that you disagree with? Why?

♫ : Are there parts of your own personality that you reflect onto your character? How do they work?

❤ : What are some role-plays that you have done/are doing that you particularly enjoy and wish to share with your followers?

✈ : What do you think is your reputation in your role-play community?

⌘ : Where do you get some of your inspirations for plots/head canons? Offer an example, if possible.

ღ : What sorts of plots/characters/scenes do you have the most difficulty writing, and why?

☂ : Spread some love: mention someone you’ve met that has influenced you or your writing in a positive way, and explain how.

[gifsforeverytaste]

Evolution

[kalofhouseel]

Batman sentence starters

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