Feminine Nature

[AU Pillar woman Suzie Q. U/C]

[naturemode]

[naturemode]

PUTS PILLAR SUZIE IN THE TIME OUT CORNER

WE DONT TALK MEAN TO CAESARS.

[bollaribelle]

SUZIE NO, YOU’RE JUST MAKING HIM ANGRIER.

      « If you think this is cruel —well, I hope you’ll never see me when I WILLINGLY want to be cruel, Pillar Woman. And your tears won’t effect me, by the way. »

[naturemode]

U...Uwaaah...but...I haven't done a thing. You hate me for reasons I don't understand...I-Is it because--

My race could easily devour yours? Run off to your play, little one. I'll make quick work of someone else. You're a meal for another day.

[lightningmode]

{{Whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. Did this female really just question the quality of his physical attribtues? Oh no. Nope. He’s gonna strut on closer because holy shit Suzie are you blind, this is the man at the peak of physical perfection, and also wearing a loincloth.

Are your eyes bad, because I see no flaws here.

[naturemode]

[She doesn't bother to look at his body. She already knew it was damn nice. But that wasn't the point.]

...Your pectorals could be larger. Thigh muscles too. Have you been lazy? Perhaps skipping out on physical activity in favor of lounging?

Do not worry. It's easier to see the flaws in others rather than yourself. It's not your fault that you mistook yourself for an Adonis.

[bollaribelle]

Cue Zeppeli glare. Suzie, don’t provoke him, please.

      « I just want you fuckers to leave me alone, mamma mia. I have no interest into fighting —not with Master Kars already dealing with you all. Now, if you please, I have a play to attend. Bye, whoever-you-are.  »

[naturemode]

[CUE BIG BABY TEARS.]

Uuuuuuuuuuuwaaaahhhh....Cruel being! Doesn't even care to know my name as he hopes someone wipes my race out! Terribly cruel! So cruel!

[imperatorcaesar]

{{Whoa did she actually inquire about him instead of trying to make him a pet? Caesar calmed down slightly, still ready to just walk away.

Unsatisfactory. That’s a way of putting it, I suppose. But it’s none of your business.

[naturemode]

Of course it is not my business. But it is very disheartening to hear that.

[She would pat him on the head if she weren't sure it would send him into another screaming frenzy.]

I am sorry to hear that, Caesar. Are you searching for a new home now? ...Do not worry, I am not offering a home. I am just curious about if you have shelter or not because this is very upsetting.

[bollaribelle]

naturemode }

Oh no. Another one of those bastards —he remembers her to be by Mister Main Asshole Josef’s side. Look at this Zeppeli literally turning his back to you and going away, Pillar Lady. He’s already done with all of you.

[naturemode]

Ooooooh!!!

[Walking away like nothing?! Boohoo! Bad human!]

...No, no, no! You're supposed to make a show about it! You're supposed to say "I am a dumb human and I will defeat you", or something of that sort! What if I decide to just absorb you while you're walking away! You won't be prepared!

[naturemode]

[She has a horrible feeling. Guilt, maybe. True, little Trashcan was a simple human, but he was a little human. A baby. Bad Suzie. You made a baby angry. She's currently digging through the trash to find a present that baby Caesar might like.]

[lightningmode]

{{He doesn’t even answer her verbally, instead chuckling heartily in response—right before a thunderous crashing echoes about them as four or five bolts of lightning erupt mere centimeters from her body, making a sort of temporary electric cage. Far more impressive than just a few crackles.

Better?

[naturemode]

[Alright, alright. A little more impressive. But she won't gush over it just yet. It was nice to be a position with a little power.]

...Ah. Electricity then? ..."Lightning", even. At least that's...interesting. ...Your physical attributes though. I am not sure they are to my tastes. Perhaps not large enough? Or maybe I cannot see you correctly from this distance.

[imperatorcaesar]

{{He’s pretty damn angry at this point, curling his hands into fists and fighting himself to keep calm. His nostrils flare as he spits out another answer.

If the woman is human you treat them nicely and kindly—like a human. If they are a monster like you, then you treat them like monsters. I am not your pet. I don’t belong to anyone. I left my only family behind—do you really think I have the time to play games with you?!

[naturemode]

Now hold on, why am I a monster? I'm treating you kindly and bringing you food, aren't I? I'm not trying to eat you. Just trying to be kind.  ...I'm half convinced you're going to strike me because you so whole-heartedly believe I'm a monster. That is very scary.

[Her grin fades once again. He was really alone, wasn't he?]

...No family to go home to then? ...Was it unsatisfactory where you came from?

[lightningmode]

Oooh? You’re that confident you have a better mate waiting for you?

{{He’s be the first to admit that he was just teasing beforehand, but her playing hard to get like this definitely piqued his interest now. He shrugged his shoulders and splayed his fingers, a crackling display of lightning jumping up and down his arms, seemingly contained just to his body.

They must be pretty impressive, then~.

[naturemode]

[Oh. That was a bit of a change. So he preferred this kind of attitude? ...Well, he wasn't exactly scrawny. Perhaps a contender when it came to a mate. But if she was going to win him over, maybe giving in just yet wasn't the way to go.]

...I am confident. And they are. ...Was that all? A little static electricity? Nice try then. ...Actually, that was not a very good try.

[imperatorcaesar]

Big Tra…ugh. Listen.

{{He folds his arms testily, obviously having had enough of this shit. He looks like he’s had enough of life’s shit, to be honest, and he’s only six-fucking-teen.

My name is Caesar. You don’t even deserve to use it, really, but I will not lower myself to being called trashcan. I don’t need to beat up other men for a woman—I’m not that barbaric.

[naturemode]

[Skillfully ignores the insulting part of that. Suzie is pretty unphased.]

...Little Caesar. It's not barbaric. A woman must desire to have strong offspring that survive the early years of life when they are most vulnerable to the attacks of predator. A woman must pick the strongest suitor. How will she know you are the strongest if you don't display your strength?

[Poor Caesar. Poor 16 year old Caesar stuck with a creepy Pillar woman who has decided he's a good source for information on humans.]

[lightningmode]

Kars? Santana?

{{HE HEARD THAT. And the only Kars and Santana he had heard of were the ones that had tagged along with that angry blond human.

I can demonstrate my power to you, if you’re not convinced~! It’ll be fun, a lil’ show. You might die…but that’s just the risk you take.

[naturemode]

I'm uninterested by that proposal. I intend to have a lot of offspring. The only reason I'd be interested in your peacocking would be if I were considering you as a mate. However, I am not. And I will not.

[imperatorcaesar]

I’m no dog—don’t treat me like one! Go away.

{{He’s just going to withdraw casually. Hopefully that would discourage her. It probably wouldn’t.

[naturemode]

Human's put collars on dogs. If I wished to treat you like a dog, I would've already collared you.

[SORRY CAESAR. FOLLOWING AGAIN.]

You are very small. I am giving you food so you can grow bigger. How will you beat out the other men of your race for the ideal mate if you stay baby Trashcan? You have to become big Trashcan.

[lightningmode]

You’re either really, really young…or exceedingly stupid.

{{He snorts and pats her on the head patronizingly, but still seems to be in a rather playful mood.

Executor Josef. Exiled for being too great for his own good.

{{Hopefully that was knock her attitude down, but if it wasn’t, he had other ways of posturing.

[naturemode]

[She's not really offended. Not yet, at least. Poor thing. What a foul attitude. He was no better than baby Trashcan. Truthfully, she preferred baby Trashcan's company at this point.]

Amusing. I hardly believe that was the reason, but if that is the one you prefer to claim, I'll make no effort in prying further. ...You are very large.

...Maybe not as large as Kars, or precious Santana....

[imperatorcaesar]

[naturemode]

...Come here, baby Trashcan. I've brought you human treats.

[She holds out a few cookies, one of which seems to have been nibbled on by Suzie. Turns out she didn't like it very much so she just left it for Baby Trashcan.]

[lightningmode]

{{C u t e. Josef tilted his head curiously at the woman, deciding to disregard her rather blunt statement altogether, instead trying to figure out why the hell she’d be here in the first place.

You lost~? You do know you’re in the presence of an exile, right?

[naturemode]

I prefer to think that "lost" is a term to use when you are alone in a threatening place. I am not threatened by humans. I could just eat them. So no. I am not lost. I am just hungry.

Name.

[She mutters again, no longer asking, but more-so demanding. Ah, she was still young. Still a bit unwise in her choice of words to the males of her species. Yet somehow, she was more careful around Kars than this one.]

What did you do to become an exile? ...If you do not give me a name soon, I'll assume you don't have one and give one to you myself.