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@bollaribelle
outoflaunchers: { brb, food time. }
U…Uwaaah…but…I haven’t done a thing. You hate me for reasons I don’t understand…I-Is it because—
My race could easily devour yours? Run off to your play, little one. I’ll make quick work of someone else. You’re a meal for another day.
« . . . »
Well, Suzie dear, you totally deserved a glare filled with hate from our adorable Italian prince. And a violent Bubble Launcher all towards your not-so-tiny figure. Good job, duh.
A collar? Did you want a collar? I’ve heard that some humans now wear collars as a regular accessory—are you one of those humans?
{{He’s not gonna let go—instead he’s just going to play with those little feathers on your head there. They are quite amusing.
« I AM NO SUCH THING, YOU PILLAR PERVERT. AND STOP TOUCHING ME! »
Cue little wings being charged with Ripple by the Zeppeli heir. Enjoy the feeling of a wasp stinging all of your fingers, Josef.
[CUE BIG BABY TEARS.]
Uuuuuuuuuuuwaaaahhhh….Cruel being! Doesn’t even care to know my name as he hopes someone wipes my race out! Terribly cruel! So cruel!
SUZIE NO, YOU'RE JUST MAKING HIM ANGRIER.
« If you think this is cruel --well, I hope you'll never see me when I WILLINGLY want to be cruel, Pillar Woman. And your tears won't effect me, by the way. »
Ooooooh!!!
[Walking away like nothing?! Boohoo! Bad human!]
…No, no, no! You’re supposed to make a show about it! You’re supposed to say “I am a dumb human and I will defeat you”, or something of that sort! What if I decide to just absorb you while you’re walking away! You won’t be prepared!
Cue Zeppeli glare. Suzie, don't provoke him, please.
« I just want you fuckers to leave me alone, mamma mia. I have no interest into fighting --not with Master Kars already dealing with you all. Now, if you please, I have a play to attend. Bye, whoever-you-are. »
Believe it or not, people from my race may also pursue things independently of each other, like humans. And I’ve decided to take a particular interest in you, pet~!
{{Nope, looks like being a target and being a pet are not mutually exclusive. Sorry Caesar, your face is getting squished again. He really does like making him unreasonably angry.
« Don't call me pet --you don't fucking own me, I don't have a collar with your name written in the tag or wha-- AND DON'T TOUCH ME! »
Cue Zeppeli swatting away the bara hands and trying to go away. What a nuisance you are, Pillar Jojo. What a nuisance indeed.
naturemode }
Oh no. Another one of those bastards --he remembers her to be by Mister Main Asshole Josef's side. Look at this Zeppeli literally turning his back to you and going away, Pillar Lady. He's already done with all of you.
{{Angry human. Cute human.
But you make yourself such an interesting target! And you’re able to fight one-on-one with me! How could I resist that?
. . . So now he's a 'target' and not a 'pet'. He wonders if this is actually better or worse than before.
« This doesn't change the fact that you're not welcomed wherever I am. Just. . . leave me alone and go back doing all the nasty things Pillar Men do, okay? »
lightningmode }
« I will repeat this to you until the end of time. Stay. Away. From. Me. »
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
« A place with no Pillar Men is enough for me. »
Inspired by Lonely Youth (Caesar’s ASB theme)