SEND ME A SENTENCE [MEAN GIRLS]
“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
“You smell like a baby prostitute.”
“I guess it’s probably because I have big lesbian crush on you.”
“I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.”
“Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang.”
“You guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom?”
“There are no rules in this house.”
“Is there alcohol in this?”
“Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
“I want my pink shirt back!”
“I can’t help that I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”
“Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”
“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”
“I can’t help it that I’m so popular.”
“So you agree. You think you’re really pretty.”
“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet.”
“That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen.”
“I have really bad breath in the morning.”
“I can’t go out. I’m sick.”
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me.”
“I’m sorry. I can explain.”
“You’re plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.”
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.”
“I just have a lot of feelings.”
“I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles.”
“Why are you dressed so scary?”
“Happy hour is from four to six!”
“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.”
“I was half a virgin when I met him.”
“My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
“Your face smells like peppermint.”