Absolute reblog

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

god why are my eyelashes long but not my meat

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[hot3s]

[black-culture]

[temilasha]

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

[thecommonchick]

get yourself a Jeffrey

[nc4728nc4728]

psychic: (reads my mind)

my mind: THIS PERSON'S THOUGHTS WILL APPEAR AFTER THIS AD

psychic: what the fuck

me: want ad-free thoughts? subscribe to My Thoughts Premium™ for just only $4.99 a month

[monotoneminor-woah-deactivated2]

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

[nc4728nc4728]

mental illness in a nutshell

literally anyone: are you ok?

me: you mean like your standards ok or my standards ok

[shitpostempire]

[thetrippytrip]

[karadin]

thetrippytrip:

I wish the world would understand..

[katemiddletons-deactivated20181]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[unapologeticsuggestion]

don’t trust people who make fun of the things they know you’re insecure about

[asian]

I don’t remember this scene from mean cats

[just-shower-thoughts]

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

[scribblerextraordinaire]

The Scots were right all along

[zahracusdottir]

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

[bckyrdfuneral]

the Scots were right all along

[staytrillbro]

[party-scientist]

YES