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lesbx

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

lesbx

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

lesbx

Can we not victim blame

cloevr

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

cryoverkiltmilk

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

sinnnnndiesel

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

bish0ps

teaboot

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

autisticexpression

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

teaboot

Round One

timugamaileilani

Dog toy

teaboot

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

trannykong

D-dog...toy?

luke-thompsons

GEN V (2023—) S02 | E04

xstrawmari

they love marie sm I can't —

dusttt

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

ava-deb

#this is for me keep scrolling

detailspecialist

GEN V | 1.08 | 2.01

dreaming-for-an-escape

They’re so protective over each other. I love it.

ovur

And he is still ugly as fuck

relelvance

He should get a bob with the bang

capacity

And a bbl

yassmines

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

OKAYYYY

i was looking between the two pictures trying to find the difference and i for the life of me could not find -- oh it's the tits

depsidase

liarsblade

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

liarsblade

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.