going nowhere fast

living life in the slow lane indie oc rp

[ncwherefast]

Take a chill pill!

"Is this all, like, very necessary?"

RULES | MUSE INFO | inbox memes

follows back from bruisedconscience

[dxsole]

"Do you like making me look like a dickhole? Do you?"

[ncwherefast]

“This feels like a trick question.”

“Was this one of those things I should’ve kept to myself? It’s fine if you want to, moving forward, always continue walking with something stuck on your shoe, eh… Just gotta tell me so, eh mate?”

[equallibrium]

"I said I don't. Want. It. Now leave me alone."

[ncwherefast]

“Fine, man, no need to bite my head off…” He tucked the joint back into his jeans pocket.

He figured he was being nice!

[bruisedconscience]

time’s a-wastin’ - chet & dylan

[ncwherefast]

@dxsole from here!

Dylan looked around the room. At least the urge to throw up had left after he’d left to throw up outside earlier.

“Sorry, mate, sure…” Only, the party was supposed to start in an hour, so Dill would have to go tell Knox they’d need to relocate. “There’s a lot of, um, splatters, huh? Is there usually this much blood in this many places?”

[ncwherefast]

this blog once again is showing as linked to my main blog, which kills me bc my main did not post that, this url did!!!! tumblr shut up! >:’(((

[postoctobrist]

what are your biggest konks?

bindage

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[im-mender]

we're up all night to get yucky

[luckyboyhalo]

I’ll take what I believe and I’m hiding it

[ncwherefast]

“Yeah… You ever realize that, since they all require batteries or some other form of power, electronics are all technically subscription-based?”

[dumbthink2]

Nadine blinks a couple of times. "..I mean like, is that how that works? 'Cause like. You're buying the batteries from different people. And you can like, get rechargeable batteries and stuff now. So there are like, ways out."

[ncwherefast]

Dylan hums.

“The other battery suppliers are different services, and the rechargeable batteries need electricity. From the electric…al company. Every month. The only thing that’s a one time fee is the…thing that needs the…”

He putters out of his own argument, now looking beyond confused behind uneven blond bangs.

[dxsole]

"Are you sure you don't want a glass of diet air with that?"

[ncwherefast]

“Regular air without the additional calories?” He looks down. “Are you telling me I need to lose weight?”

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[dumbthink2]

OPEN.

“If there’s something on your mind, you don’t have to tell me.” But then, they hold out a hand. “I’m a mind reader. I can just like, tap in. No talking about it required.”

[ncwherefast]

“Yeah… You ever realize that, since they all require batteries or some other form of power, electronics are all technically subscription-based?”

[homunculus-argument]

You give off teenager that's trying so hard to be edgy and failing miserably.

I had to be 30 when I was 15 so now I get to be 15 when I'm 30.

[to-muse]

     Come away little ℓαмв

          Come away to the ωαтєr;

  To the arms that are waiting only for ყօս–

     Come away little ℓαмв

          Come away to the ѕℓαυgнтєr;

   To the one appointed to see this էհrօսցհ–

                    We are ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ for you.

                    We are ｃｏｍｉｎｇ for you.

[fullofdelight]

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me