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Take a chill pill!
"Is this all, like, very necessary?"
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“I’m gonna tell you something you don’t want to hear.”
“I’m giving you a night call to tell you how I feel.”
“I’m gonna show you where it’s dark, but have no fear.”
“Put it down, mate. Just want to talk.”
Toon Dill!
the top surgery scars are a little hard to see under his jean jacket but they’re there :)
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❛ i can't stop thinking about that thing you do with your hips. ❜ — Dylan to Knox c:
I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY | NOT ACCEPTING
The music outside the bathroom still pulses, the night in full swing regardless of the fact it was a Monday night. It tends to be a pinch slower in January, what with everyone making new year's resolutions to quit drinking or to not smoke so much pot or to maybe stop going to the glory hole so often, but it never really stops the party.
Just as it was every other night, the place was full enough to make these little trips to the bathroom necessary—sometimes you just need a quieter place to take a breather and do a little bit more coke before heading back into the fray.
The bathroom isn’t cramped, which means there’s even less sense to why Dylan is crowding Knox’s space. Sure, he wants a bump too, but the rest of the line will be there in a minute, and Dylan mainly wants to bump something else, namely uglies, and quite badly.
The laughter makes Dylan grin, the teasing never genuinely mean. Even if you asked Knox to be a little mean, he’d still feel warm.
“You know I can’t resist a good show, never.” Oh, Knox was pointing. Head spinning lightly, Dylan blinked away the homemade dissociation as Knox pulled back a breath.
Not the Christmas gift! Don’t remind me!
Aforementioned flush just stains deeper over Dylan’s cheeks as he grins wider. “Of course I did, a handful of times a night, for a few weeks in a row…”
time’s a-wastin’ - chet & dylan
He’s eyeing the walls like the blood will coagulate back into something that could harm him. Like Carnage in the comic books. Carnage was sick and a great foil for Eddie and Venom.
This stuff, however, was just genuinely sick.
“Oh…” he murmurs. He doesn’t know if it’s good or bad that this seems to be an extreme, an outlier. Maybe he’s neutral about it. “I guess it’s good I barely knew them. They liked, uh, pineapple slices in their drinks. To go with the theming…”
The rollercoaster was terrible to fall off of. Dylan did it while slicking the rails, but that wasn’t the same as going fast around a corner while drunk and standing up. A reflexive, subconscious shudder ran up his spine.
But that was more because Chet had bent forward to inspect something, wearing his big fancy clean-up onesie thing. That Dylan wanted to unzip. And crawl into. With Chet still inside.
He leaned against a table nearby that had been overturned. “I should get out of your hair. …Unless I can help? Er… I don’t feel as immediately nauseous, any longer…”
“Fine, man, no need to bite my head off…” He tucked the joint back into his jeans pocket.
He figured he was being nice!
"Even if I wasn't in recovery," he held up his arm, flashing his bracelet, "It's a fuckin' hospital, man. I'm trying to help you."
Dylan eyed the bracelet as it flitted from view, catching a few features of it.
“Ah. Sorry, mate, really. Good on you for the…the process, that’s good.” He hummed, eyes shut as his vision blurred. “I was trying to help you too, I guess. The spinning? The room spinning, going to stop at some point?”
He’d hit his head cleaning the amusement park’s spinning tunnel of disaster. Definitely disastrous, going by the way he slammed into the floor and then continued to move in circles… Why was the control panel on the outside?
@sympatheticdominance
Dylan finished mixing a rum & coke for a man down at the end of the bar, stepping across the rubbery bar mats in worn sneakers to drop it off with a murmur before turning around and fixing two beers a different group had asked for.
The place was lively no matter what day of the week it was or whatever the hour. To be honest, Dylan liked the pace. He got decent tips and sometimes little baggies of treats he’d pocket for a particularly busy night or a particularly fun party.
“Dill: Code Green in the gazebo.”
He looked over to his boss and let out a low growl, grimacing, before shrugging. “Okay, on it.”
He threw a bar towel over his shoulder and lifted up the wood panel by the back door to exit the bar and go pick up cleaning supplies…when a customer stepped up to him and bashed a beer bottle into the top of his head. Dylan crumpled immediately to the floor.
“F’this wa’n’ empty woulda hurt less!” The man slurred, dropping the neck of the bottle and stumbling back a few steps.
"Do you like making me look like a dickhole? Do you?"
“This feels like a trick question.”
“Was this one of those things I should’ve kept to myself? It’s fine if you want to, moving forward, always continue walking with something stuck on your shoe, eh… Just gotta tell me so, eh mate?”
"I said I don't. Want. It. Now leave me alone."
“Fine, man, no need to bite my head off…” He tucked the joint back into his jeans pocket.
He figured he was being nice!
time’s a-wastin’ - chet & dylan
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Dylan looked around the room. At least the urge to throw up had left after he’d left to throw up outside earlier.
“Sorry, mate, sure…” Only, the party was supposed to start in an hour, so Dill would have to go tell Knox they’d need to relocate. “There’s a lot of, um, splatters, huh? Is there usually this much blood in this many places?”
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