“If only life were that simple. Trust me, if I didn’t have to put up with it, I wouldn’t. But sometimes we have to do the thing we don’t want to anyways. Are you saying you’ll take care of me. Considering I’ll be here until you, I guess it wouldn’t make too much of a difference if I drank myself silly tonight. Let’s start off with a vodka soda, then we’ll work our way up to shots. I don’t know, you haven’t seen me completely wasted before either, your opinion might change. A shower might not be too bad, but a shower with me might be a lot more fun.”
“Life can be funny that way, but you know you can always come here too and get away. As long as if I’m here of course, the other bartender isn’t nearly as fun. What kind of person would I be if I didn’t look out for you? Plus you deserve to have a good night where you don’t have to worry for once. Just you, me and a handful of other people to make a fool out of yourself in front of. Shots can be the last hoorah before we leave. Maybe I’ll even take one with you, but you can’t tell anyone. I might take you up on that offer. We’ll see how drunk you get because I’m not going to take advantage of you if you’re wasted.”