Chiquita Banana Obama

26 / Nursing Student / CNA / Dementia Care / Future Psych Nurse > Psych NP hopefully / Pole dance student / Socialist-Anarchist / Food Not Bombs / Living outside one of those cities everybody hates on

[dankmemeuniversity]

[epic-games-official]

3) where you work

4) where you live

5) government buildings like the DMV or courts

[lookataleaf3000]

It really is astounding how many people think women withhold sex out of cruelty or coldness and that if they were nice they would “give it.”

[lookataleaf3000]

[judith-johns]

what she says: I am fine

what she means: The career of nursing is sincerely making me doubt my ability to be truly ethical and compassionate woman because on one hand I appreciate and honor the philosophy of caregiving but on the other I will always be a handmaid of a corporatist machine called American Health Care whose very lifespan depends on the exploitation of sub-optimal resources, unsafe practices (including definitional racism and obvious classism), and the tired, abused bodies of moderately educated women.

[meme-theft]

[2spleenz]

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

[nearlyhuman]

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing this content and then seeing my name tagged on it

[anxietyproblem]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[cerothenull]

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

[oriax]

[kelssiel]

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

[a-seiji]

like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience

[anxietyproblem]

[animusrox]

[pigeonaday]

[musterniillustrates]

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

[musterniillustrates]

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[psilocyboi]

Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[nearlyhuman]

Sandie,

I was thinking the day before yesterday and realized there’s a decent chance i might know who you are and you might be someone I’ve already blocked twice. You gotta come off anon if you want to keep talking. 

[namek-deactivated20190919]

today you, tomorrow me.

[animatedtext]

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down