Jenny's Ramblings

A Koala sits on top of a black mountain with the Universe on its back. The Koala smiles on us all.

[mmilhoja]

screamer

[wishem]

i used to think sheep was exclusively plural, and the singular form was a shep because of the word shepherd.

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[bogleech]

In the novelizations of the original two Resident Evil games, which came out before the series left Raccoon City or Umbrella corp, the author's own justification for all this was that the puzzles were commissioned by the same paranoid rich CEO who gave bored company engineers and scientists limitless budget and creative control to protect his evil secrets as obtusely as possible. So basically a delusional billionaire gathered a bunch of amoral computer nerds and told them "while you're farming artisinal lizard demons for the army, I need you to make it as confusing and difficult as you possibly can for anyone to get in and out of my office alive" and I guess their autism lit up like a blazing star with a free ticket to design a real world lucasarts adventure game. This is implied later in the book to be exactly the reason why none of them made it out alive.

[herpsandbirds]

Northern Watersnake (Nerodia sipedon), mating aggregation, family Colubridae, Chatham County, NC, USA

photographs by Kayshawn Arr

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh my god it’s SAW 3 night !

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“Jigsaw says he gives them a chance to live but he makes it really really difficult” says Partner and i am forced to agree

[freadomrises]

My first girl crush.

Iconic emotional baddie.

Hexadecimal from Reboot

[mimilllion]

where have you been all my life girl

[mote-of-ash]

Why she never loafs

[monstermonger]

- the discoveries appear and of them nothing remains

[ghostsarerats]

You did it wrong bumblebee

[iconuk01]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

90% of the time i can successfully file the serial numbers off of The Character and create something new that i find personally more gratifying and interesting. but sometimes i only succeed in making myself insane and screaming “ITS NOT THEM!!!!!!” while i tear apart my laboratory and sob

[slocotion]

June's prize doll has joined us from the depths.. What could their name be?

This handmade doll can be won over on my Patreon through my monthly naming contest (ends June 29th), open to all my "Jester Jackpot" tier patrons. Whoever suggests my favourite name will take this creature home! (international P&P at no extra cost)

Material: Cotton, polymer clay, acrylic, liquitex, wire, polyfiber, ribbon, glass beads, glass bottle, bells.

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[souperluminal]

05.29 - Blue Blade

[quinnred]

Toad in a Tree

Butt like a Burger.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

JUST OVERHEARD BENEATH MY BALCONY

guy double parks, car behind him honks. Double Parker is already getting out and goes “OKAY, WHERE WOULD YOU PARK?” and guy in the car points to a nearby parking lot less than a block away. Double Parker goes “OKAY, THANKS FOR YOUR SOLUTIONS BRO, HAVE A GOOD LIFE, IM NOT MOVING. YOU FIGURE IT OUT” and walks away