I'm A Very Neat Monster

Hello, My name is Sophie and this is the blog I run away to because I'm probably likely to get the Dexter ritual done to myself if I ever posted blood on my main blog. I'm currently doing re-watches of Season 1 and 2 which means all the gifs that I make will be between those two seasons.

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“There’s something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you’re in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland! “

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Dexter Re-watches - "Do you take Dexter Morgan?"

"Dexter Morgan- family man. All of my previous attempts at human connection have ended in, well, death. And now I have a partner for life. How did that happen? Am I drawn into the safety of belonging or being apart of something bigger than me? Either way I'm a married man, soon to be father. But what do I have to offer a child? Just me. Demented, daddy, Dexter. Maybe I'm making the biggest mistake of my life but who's perfect? Certainly not me. Certainly not Harry. Sure I'm still who I was- who I am- question is who do I become? There's so many blanks left to fill in. But right now, at this moment, I'm content. Maybe even... happy. And I have to admit that when all is said and done, life is good"

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Season 1 babies.

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“I guess it’s fitting that I end up where I’ve left so many others. I only wonder if the world would be a better place without me.”

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When Dexter tries his best but he doesn't succeed.

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Dexter re-watches - Pilot. 

"Empty. Just like me."

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50 favorite television characters (in alphabetical order)

» - dexter morgan, dexter (15/50).

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Dexter Morgan.