Ned's Declassified Life Survival Guide

IN GUIDE WE TRUST. Advice on life from a moderately unqualified adult.

[headlikeanorange]

[nokiabae]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

[chikurinkun]

お祈りまだらおじさん

[torridgristle]

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[fakehistory]

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

[careens]

It Is Wintertime

[thebootydiaries]

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

[childhoodruiner]

[officialjiggly]

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

howd spongebob get this ripped 😓😫 what’s his max on the bench💪💪he swole

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jojomarshalll)

[twinking-deactivated20150125]

listening to a sad song in the car and acting like you’re in a music video

[lllllllllllilllllllllll-deactiv]

“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”

[lynati]

[madeforgardens]

#she’s had enough

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

Hey! In the dream thieves, in the part with the original will, it refers to Ronan as Ronan N. Lynch, mathew as Mathew A. Lynch and Declan as Declan T. Lynch. What do the N, A and T stand for?

Dear readingdiamond,

It stands for Never Anderestimate Tumblr. The A was a typo because they were so surprised to suddenly have another baby.

urs,

Stiefvater

[trolldrottning]

It’s Declan “That one won’t do” Lynch, Ronan “Now we’re talking” Lynch and Matthew “Ah shit Ronan!” Lynch.

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

accepted

[cacavape]