guilty

calum hood -> tearsforwhiteclaws

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I should’ve gone to dental school cause I love bubblegum flavored things

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there’s something deeply personal to me about the pack of gum I’ve had in my glove compartment for almost two years and have yet to touch…

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that dessert air on me skin this weekend 😍

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woke up this morning feeling exactly like this

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To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started... Sent from my iPad.

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put on my sensual playlist called “Jeff Fuckley”

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*on a submarine* is the morse code guy flirting with me? 😳😳😳

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If I were a barista instead of saying "your drink will be down at the end of the bar" I would say something like "Okay, my people will be in contact with your people."

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craving a seafood boil

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I’m cal and spring is coming with a strawberry in the mouth 🍓

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making plans to go to throw tomatoes at people in August who wants to make it a date with me 🥰

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*taps mic* cheri cheri lady....living in devotion...love IS where you find it? listen to YOUR heart!

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I have a big idea...I can't say much, because I want to move in silence, but...if anyone can tell me where to get a fish bowl the size of a car and some electric eels...please let me know

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heyyyy ( with the intent of getting you to buy me a coffee )

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Hello. I have sworn off social media and new technology...this was taken on my motorola razr haha can u tell...

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watching my hamster stuff his mouth with food...his ass thinks everything a fucking game

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met oscar isaac and was very calm…good things happen to people who have employed friends <3