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[spacesnek]

An amazing photo showing an Egyptian Uromastyx (u. aegyptia) and her hatchlings. Photo taken by Karan Soni! 

[skies-of-salt]

Too much cute.

[sealedbeastnue]

Children This is Dirt. dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt?

[cosmog]

me about myself: this bitch empty….YEET !

[weloveshortvideos]

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

[annoyeed]

delete it lmfao

[foointerrupted]

This really turned my day around

[negative-creepx-blog1]

Me, imagining a scene in my head: beautiful poetic prose that gracefully and artfully describes the scene in vivid detail, giving the reader concise imagery and beautiful wordplay to ruminate on.

Me, actually writing: The angry man throwed his chair through the window angrily and bigly. "I'm angry and pissed off." He said because he was mad.

[vrugric]

[heqiwu]

The Basketball Diaries (1995)

[fohk]

“I felt dazed, like I just came out of a 4 hour movie I didn’t understand”

The Basketball Diaries (1995) Scott Kalvert

[965-deactivated20170317]

[c-bassmeow]

This is high art

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

Higher Learning 📚

[itsjustnateagain]

Honestly

[mila137]

I one time had a teacher let us go early if someone gave him a cigarette

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

High school teacher: “Alright, pop quiz!”

Student: [groans]

Teacher: “Hey, it’s only gonna get tougher in college.”

College professor: “Alright, I have a headache so instead of a quiz we’re gonna watch a funny Youtube video, and we’re gonna go home.”

[eze-nwaanyi]

Dead ass

[maddiebiscuits]

[onion-souls]

OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

[bruitist]

[serious]

aren’t we all

[convalesce-deactivated20170719]

Keep me company.

[thecommonchick]

[queeranne]

I feel called out

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

[officiallycostco-deactivated201]

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

[minementis]

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

[tofuimpala]

there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul 2 the devil??

NOTE 2 SELF: tv show idea…..sitcom about quirky young woman in new york city who sold her soul 2 the devil in order 2 get an affordable apartment and gets into hilariously awkward situations with her new roommate satan

[unlockaflockofwords]

F.I.E.N.D.S.

[turbo-pharaoh]

Time for Caillou to meet his maker