You want nothing

“Neil had been doing one stupid thing after another all year long and this has turned into one of the best years of his life.” ― Nora Sakavic, The King's Men

[lesbiansforkevinday]

Three new diva’s have entered the chat in part 5! (tell me how you like it when I include “exy fans”) (featuring my own little self insert hihi)

Please ignore the lack of tattoos/scars these people will have in pictures I can’t be asked to edit them I’m sorry just imagine they’re there this is taking place after tkm and somewhere during tsc/tgr. Also ignore if the numbers on the posts don’t make any sense I don’t use Twitter and don’t know how it works and I have no idea what quoted tweets even are.

Translations from the German words/phrases:

Schabernack betreiben - causing mischief (Google told me the translation to Schabernack would be prank but genuinely I disagree. I mean a prank definitely is Schabernack. But Schabernack is more than just a prank. It’s a lifestyle. *flips hair* sincerely, a German person).

noch mehr Schabernack - even more mischief

sein Name ist Kevin - his name is Kevin (here in Germany we make fun of people called Kevin. There’s this prejudice against people with that name that they’re stupid. I actually read up online why it is that we think that and it’s basically just based on prejudices (duh!). If you’re interested, feel free to look it up yourself, but it makes this whole thing a lot less funny and I already prepared more Kevin jokes in the next parts)

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[aresinner]

[aresinner]

jeremy as doggg

[quelmdn]

Local french bi(scuit)

(piece from back when I finished reading TGR ;;)

[nyaar0n]

hello! could you please draw some cute jerejean? maybe jeremy kissing jean on the cheek or his hands or something.

his majesty liked it

[twofoldzines]

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[hidouuc]

🦊

[palmettoshenanigans]

*grabs your face by the cheeks* Listen- listen to me. Andreil? Was never about codependence. No, don't run- listen. It was never about codependence. Stop biting me- Andreil was always about learning to be independent and fiercely choosing interdependence through the process

[palmettoshenanigans]

"I'm not your answer and you sure as hell aren't mine."

YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE MY ANSWER. YOU ARE THE WEIRD AND CHEWED UP BALLPOINT PEN I REFUSE TO LET GO OF AS I WRITE THE ANSWERS ON EVERY TEST MYSELF.

[powderofcats15]

Neil Josten our not so friendly neighborhood trash panda

[ohsleepie]

I love the headcanon that Jean thinks Andrew is kinda spooky like a blank-eyed child in a horror movie or something.

[kurra]

Different side of the same coin 🐦‍⬛🪙🦊

[karmilleryn]

This bit from TGR:

reminded me of this bit from TFC:

[leragoessouth]

Doodle

[moonspren]

the thing about neil and jean is that i very much feel like their relationship is mirrored in andrew & aaron's relationship. the 'misplaced forever partner' vs. 'the brother who was given away.'

the way neil was abused but he was KEPT, he had a mother who gave her life to fight for him vs. jean who was sold and forgotten and abandoned, stripped of his own name and his language, who had to survive riko and the master and the complicated dynamics of being perfect court but also property, who had to navigate the nest and all its horrors and hierarchy completely alone.

aaron who was abused, who was beaten and strung along and neglected, but who his mother came back for vs. andrew who was left behind, who never had a last name, who said 'please' so much at seven he can't stand the sound of the word at 21, who was willing to carve pieces from himself for the promise of a scrap of family.

andrew and aaron made a deal and hated each other for it. jean and neil were each others partners - your failure is my failure, your success is my success. andrew, who killed aaron's mother when he found out she was beating him, to hold up his end of the deal. jean, who held neil down to be carved, but who patched him up again after.

aaron, who killed his brother's rapist. and neil who did the same

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

Does anyone else think that after the foxes grappled with the "happy 19th junior" scene Allison was like "okay, are we just going to ignore the fact that Neil is actually a Capricorn and not an Aries?" Just for Nicky to nod furiously "I didn't want to be the first to say it, but damn so many things make so much sense now" and everyone else looking at them like

[arianwyn-art]

fuckin love platonic kevneil

[ronanlyxch]

yall he’s been out of the nest for Two Years and he can still hear Riko’s voice😭😭😭😭

[ronanlyxch]

no because to kevin jean is the only one who gets it the only one who was There the only one he genuinely feels like he could talk to and would understand but he Can’t he doesn’t understand the extent to what his leaving did to jean they both have such a different understanding of their relationship it’s driving me crazy