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what up water fam

our lad neil has been spotted with his latest water container, I'd sure tap that beauty

and before you start with your "um actually", i shall remind that i do not care and i do what i want here at neilswaterbottles and other things that hold water and you can drink from (see but that url would've just been awkward)

either way, this stunning brass beauty, with the wonderful name poly stop cock (england, never change), can hold your water for the low, low price of £8.49 and available right here. ain't that neat.

over and adios babies

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https://www.tumblr.com/scaryorganmusic/716268578516746240/im-sooo-anti-waste-i-bought-70-of-the-same?source=share

literally smh, shameful @neil

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Niall via Tiktok: #emotionalsupportwaterbottle | April 26, 2023

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don't call it a comeback

after recent controversy due to certain pictures (clearly talking about the plastic bottle neil was carrying), we are happy to announce the latest reusable addition in our boss' arsenal (see it’s there on the left if u look real close)!

this little black number appears to be yet another 32 oz hyrdo flask, which can be yours for just $44.95 here, and takes the total amount of hydro flask bottles in mr horan's cabinet to SIX. sir, you might wanna google the exact definition of "reusable", god only knows where this could go otherwise.

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voss happenin lads (haha get it?)

said to be one of the world's purest bottled waters (according to their own website, so make of that what you will), norwegian water brand voss is the latest of neils many conquests. i will give her points for looks however, she sure is sleek.

here is a link for where u can acquire your own bottle to cradle for a pound fifty. wow what a deal. because why have water from the tap when you can have it from this pretentious bottle instead?

until next time

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He’s cradling that latest bottle as a baby in his arms and you won’t write an update about it?:(

no i will, i swear, i have simply been very busy this week (and will be for the foreseeable future so expect some slight delays).

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thanks to one of you wonderful bottle beauties, we have a source for neils latest beau 

it is of the same variety as last years (which the lovely @onedizzle also spotted), if u remember (here), but the number on the bottle is, get this, one number higher. very impressive.

the company behind this beauty is also swedish, which we here at neilswaterbottles very much like. and this year there is also a link to where you can get this yourself right here for 40 goddamn pounds. the economy really is in shambles. also it’s golf related so... yk.... make your own bad decisions. 

over and out x

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Everywhere was written about Niall and his everpresent water bottle(s) lol

oh bless cheers for the tip mate x

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so I assume that was you asking Niall the important questions: about his hydroflasks

alas, it was not, but big props to the person who did – u know just what i want

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that was me 🫡

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legend🙏🏻

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bonsoir bottle benefactors

spotted with a brand new side piece of the plastic variety at a recent golf (right?) event, but this time pals and non-pals, she is irish

100% recycled and recyclable (wow!), wild irish natural water sourced locally — could it get any better? i sure doubt it!

here is a link to purchase this very special water for a euro and five cents at tesco ireland, do enjoy responsibly. 

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new water bottle update

ah you would think, but we (we as in i) have actually reported on this particular bottle before, right here. So not a new bottle – happy to see this environmental king reusing a bottle for once.

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so I assume that was you asking Niall the important questions: about his hydroflasks

alas, it was not, but big props to the person who did – u know just what i want

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I can’t tell if you’re a fan or if you’re not 😂

oh dont u know - to criticise, u have to love

hbw is the superior post 1d album prove me wrong

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long time, no sips bottle besties

spotted in his latest instagram, yet another addition to neils long list of pretentious ass plastic bottled water brands

this latest one called Perfect Hydration™️ is an alkaline water (l.a. bullshit?) with Electrolytes for Taste and it has been filtered a whopping nine whole times. Is there even water left at that point?

here is a link to buy 24 of these (necessary). they're out of stock rn though but that's your problem.

happy sips babes!

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some squinting and ambigous google searching has led me to believe that the latest so very reusable water bottle in neils instagram is this CORE Hydration Nutrient Enhanced Water (yes that is in fact the actual name).

This lovely plastic bottle can be purchased here for $1.65 if you live in the us of a.

Happy hydrated friday to all my fans❤

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HELLO bottle beauties long time no bottle

Spotted in neils last instagram post, what seems to be this 32 oz wide mouth bottle in the colour rain. But wait a minute, haven't we seen this bottle before?, you may think. Alas, we have not. The colour is new. And what a difference it is. This latest edition could be yours for the low, low price of $44.95 !

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happy birthday to the og bottle babe - without u this incredible blog wouldnt exist

couldnt make the entire sentence unfortunately, and i even had to reuse some bottles as u can see, so its time to get some more bottles neil. hopefully u get some today<3