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@nekiguess
Feeling freaky today
Beast of bread
Shoutouts to depressed old men everywhere
Freak
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
the best cutlery
so here's the real question of life: which is best, fork, spoon or knife?
well we all know what the real answer is, obviously it's the spoon. but why is it the spoon you ask? well if you were cultured in any way you would know but I'll explain for you fools:
the spoon can allow you to consume anything, you can't eat soup with a fork or knife can you? not to mention you can eat things that are typically eaten with a fork, with a spoon, take rice or pasta for example. what you could do is just scoop it up with the spoon like so
2. spoon can do everything forks and knives can do, it can not only get food through scooping, but it can cut. ever try to cut things with a spoon, you can using the edge! you can also spread things like peanut butter using the back of the spoon
3. shape is ideal: it's kind and welcoming, no points or stabbiness like forks or knives, spoon is friend, spoon will not hurt you.
thus, Spoon is the best cutlery.
And when all else fails you can just eat the spoon! It’s much safer than eating a fork or knife because it has none of the points or sharp bits, you can easily just swallow it whole with no issues. Also spoon fits comfortably on tongue which is nice
this is my oc lead say hi!
Love their pockets. Can I have one?
since you asked very nicely yes
Thank you. I shall use it to hold pretty rocks.
this is my oc lead say hi!
Love their pockets. Can I have one?
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.
The monster rises, as time passes you will be in fear of what you created, be warned young traveler, be warned
My dark lord will be pieced together soon, just you wait. Soon you will see. You’ll all see.
No, I can't let this monster come to life
I summon my power!
hhhhRRRRAAAAAAA
I will not let you hinder my plans. Do you have any idea how much I’ve sacrificed to get her back? You will fail just as all the others have before you! I summon the hounds!
Agh, I'm already weakened by my attack...
No.. I can't- I won't let this happen. My final attack....
RANDOM FROG STATUE
stats:
Destroys anything within a 400 yard radius of the froggie, leaving only it
Foolish mortal. Did you think I wouldn’t plan for such an attack? You’re not the first to plant the frog statue. I summon Creature of the Night, pulling your frog into the void where it’s range cannot reach us. Face it. You’re powerless against my monsters.
NOOOOO I AM DEFEATED
...
Perhaps
We could come to an agreement
You make your googly eye monster for the good of all for it could help those who cannot see
What did you think I was planning? I am a seeker of truth and vision, my Dark Lord was to aid in my quest. You’d be surprised how helpful dark creatures can be, after all, they see where most can’t. If you wish, you may join my organization. All you must do is prove your allegiance by giving her an eye.
Oh, my bad, I thought you were gonna like- I dunno kill people?
But sure I can get an eye just gimme a day or so
Worry not, as I said, you’re not the first to make this mistake. Many accuse me of bringing forth an apocalypse event. I suppose it isn’t unwarranted, a broken puppet giving eyes to a dark creature isn’t the best look.
True true, well thank you for clearing that up, here, have a plant as a token of my apology
It’s a lovely plant. She will love it once she is complete. In return for this plant and your allegiance, please accept one of the hounds. She’s strong, and will serve you well in future conflicts.
Wonderful :)
Splendid :3
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.
The monster rises, as time passes you will be in fear of what you created, be warned young traveler, be warned
My dark lord will be pieced together soon, just you wait. Soon you will see. You’ll all see.
No, I can't let this monster come to life
I summon my power!
hhhhRRRRAAAAAAA
I will not let you hinder my plans. Do you have any idea how much I’ve sacrificed to get her back? You will fail just as all the others have before you! I summon the hounds!
Agh, I'm already weakened by my attack...
No.. I can't- I won't let this happen. My final attack....
RANDOM FROG STATUE
stats:
Destroys anything within a 400 yard radius of the froggie, leaving only it
Foolish mortal. Did you think I wouldn’t plan for such an attack? You’re not the first to plant the frog statue. I summon Creature of the Night, pulling your frog into the void where it’s range cannot reach us. Face it. You’re powerless against my monsters.
NOOOOO I AM DEFEATED
...
Perhaps
We could come to an agreement
You make your googly eye monster for the good of all for it could help those who cannot see
What did you think I was planning? I am a seeker of truth and vision, my Dark Lord was to aid in my quest. You’d be surprised how helpful dark creatures can be, after all, they see where most can’t. If you wish, you may join my organization. All you must do is prove your allegiance by giving her an eye.
Oh, my bad, I thought you were gonna like- I dunno kill people?
But sure I can get an eye just gimme a day or so
Worry not, as I said, you’re not the first to make this mistake. Many accuse me of bringing forth an apocalypse event. I suppose it isn’t unwarranted, a broken puppet giving eyes to a dark creature isn’t the best look.
True true, well thank you for clearing that up, here, have a plant as a token of my apology
It’s a lovely plant. She will love it once she is complete. In return for this plant and your allegiance, please accept one of the hounds. She’s strong, and will serve you well in future conflicts.
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.
The monster rises, as time passes you will be in fear of what you created, be warned young traveler, be warned
My dark lord will be pieced together soon, just you wait. Soon you will see. You’ll all see.
No, I can't let this monster come to life
I summon my power!
hhhhRRRRAAAAAAA
I will not let you hinder my plans. Do you have any idea how much I’ve sacrificed to get her back? You will fail just as all the others have before you! I summon the hounds!
Agh, I'm already weakened by my attack...
No.. I can't- I won't let this happen. My final attack....
RANDOM FROG STATUE
stats:
Destroys anything within a 400 yard radius of the froggie, leaving only it
Foolish mortal. Did you think I wouldn’t plan for such an attack? You’re not the first to plant the frog statue. I summon Creature of the Night, pulling your frog into the void where it’s range cannot reach us. Face it. You’re powerless against my monsters.
NOOOOO I AM DEFEATED
...
Perhaps
We could come to an agreement
You make your googly eye monster for the good of all for it could help those who cannot see
What did you think I was planning? I am a seeker of truth and vision, my Dark Lord was to aid in my quest. You’d be surprised how helpful dark creatures can be, after all, they see where most can’t. If you wish, you may join my organization. All you must do is prove your allegiance by giving her an eye.
Oh, my bad, I thought you were gonna like- I dunno kill people?
But sure I can get an eye just gimme a day or so
Worry not, as I said, you’re not the first to make this mistake. Many accuse me of bringing forth an apocalypse event. I suppose it isn’t unwarranted, a broken puppet giving eyes to a dark creature isn’t the best look.
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.
The monster rises, as time passes you will be in fear of what you created, be warned young traveler, be warned
My dark lord will be pieced together soon, just you wait. Soon you will see. You’ll all see.
No, I can't let this monster come to life
I summon my power!
hhhhRRRRAAAAAAA
I will not let you hinder my plans. Do you have any idea how much I’ve sacrificed to get her back? You will fail just as all the others have before you! I summon the hounds!
Agh, I'm already weakened by my attack...
No.. I can't- I won't let this happen. My final attack....
RANDOM FROG STATUE
stats:
Destroys anything within a 400 yard radius of the froggie, leaving only it
Foolish mortal. Did you think I wouldn’t plan for such an attack? You’re not the first to plant the frog statue. I summon Creature of the Night, pulling your frog into the void where it’s range cannot reach us. Face it. You’re powerless against my monsters.
NOOOOO I AM DEFEATED
...
Perhaps
We could come to an agreement
You make your googly eye monster for the good of all for it could help those who cannot see
What did you think I was planning? I am a seeker of truth and vision, my Dark Lord was to aid in my quest. You’d be surprised how helpful dark creatures can be, after all, they see where most can’t. If you wish, you may join my organization. All you must do is prove your allegiance by giving her an eye.
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.
The monster rises, as time passes you will be in fear of what you created, be warned young traveler, be warned
My dark lord will be pieced together soon, just you wait. Soon you will see. You’ll all see.
No, I can't let this monster come to life
I summon my power!
hhhhRRRRAAAAAAA
I will not let you hinder my plans. Do you have any idea how much I’ve sacrificed to get her back? You will fail just as all the others have before you! I summon the hounds!
Agh, I'm already weakened by my attack...
No.. I can't- I won't let this happen. My final attack....
RANDOM FROG STATUE
stats:
Destroys anything within a 400 yard radius of the froggie, leaving only it
Foolish mortal. Did you think I wouldn’t plan for such an attack? You’re not the first to plant the frog statue. I summon Creature of the Night, pulling your frog into the void where it’s range cannot reach us. Face it. You’re powerless against my monsters.
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.
The monster rises, as time passes you will be in fear of what you created, be warned young traveler, be warned
My dark lord will be pieced together soon, just you wait. Soon you will see. You’ll all see.
No, I can't let this monster come to life
I summon my power!
hhhhRRRRAAAAAAA
I will not let you hinder my plans. Do you have any idea how much I’ve sacrificed to get her back? You will fail just as all the others have before you! I summon the hounds!
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.
The monster rises, as time passes you will be in fear of what you created, be warned young traveler, be warned
My dark lord will be pieced together soon, just you wait. Soon you will see. You’ll all see.
My silly ass could never own googly eyes
My serious ass could SO own googly eyes and be completely responsible with them. I have evidence to back this up if you would ignore the glue on my face left from sticking googly eyes there.
I have already covered our tv in googly eyes. I am making an eldritch horror as we speak.