WHO SERVES MORE CUNT? FINALE!
Gawain
Mordred
Gawain:
1- literally the king of pulling like bro can get it!!!! hes got so many kids and wives and other men who are obsessed and devoted to him like that alone has an INSANE level of cunt <3 he almost became a couples third bc they saw him from across the bar and liked his vibe <3 he makes out with both the lady of the castle AND her husband multiple times!!!!! AND gets a cunty little neck scar at the end along with a cunty little girdle to wear home <3 plus hes extremely devoted to women and respectful af to them which is so cunty actually <3 hes also respectful to those that are sick and poor like what more could you want from a man!!!! <33
2- he's bisexual. he's promiscuous. he's married. he's known throughout the land for respecting women. he's a deadbeat father. he "accidentally" killed 18 people during the grail quest. he becomes emperor of rome. he dies at like age 30. he has intensely homosexual relations with sir lancelot. he writes his best friend a letter in his own blood. he canonically wishes he was a woman so he could fuck said best friend. he beheaded some girl. he's been concussed more times than a football player. every arthurian character wants him carnally. he has never starred in a romance but he interrupts all of them at least twice. he's the main character. he's more important than god. he's a horse girl. did i mention he's bisexual.
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Mordred:
1- Linking to original because the embeds broke badly
since the embeds broke, here's my propaganda that i wrote for mordred
this got extremely long so here's a tl;dr and a bunch of cool mordred stuff i collated for the purposes of this post.
why do i think mordred serves the most cunt? mordred, by himself is an archetype of the rebellious nephew/son, known for committing patricide and treason. inciting a rebellion against the sovereign king as the bastard son, shunned by god himself and by your own father, is honestly one of the cuntiest things i could ever think of.
he is literally in dante's inferno in the 9th circle of hell for that reason alone alongside history's greatest traitors. (which is linked below if you want to read it)
defying the status quo and authority against all odds is honestly a message we all need today in this day and age. as a filipino, he resonates with me as an icon of anti-authority.
"What is treason muttered by one mouth, earns another name when many shout it. Since time began, freedom hath been rebellion."
So says Mordred in Mordred: A Tragedy by Henry Newbolt.
Vote for Mordred.
