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[kkumri]

how do u stop shipping oikuro even

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Kuroo spamming Kenma with the Nekoma speech and Kuroo and Bokuto discussing the speech through text.

First one in a long time~ Sorry for the delay.

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[miidoriyas]

Akane & Alisa

[rolling-blunder-deactivated2023]

Some smol Kuroos~

[humbuns]

I barely see people talk about Nekoma’s 2nd gen captains so I couldn’t help myself from making my own headcanons

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[x0401x]

“Wait, wait, wait—Wait a moment, you idiot!” “What’re you getting so worked up over?”

[kuroosmainbitch]

Ch. 325

This is the purest, most beautiful, bittersweet chapter in Haikyuu.

[315-no-stage]

I guess we can do this now. 😸

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Kuroo spamming Kenma with the Nekoma speech and Kuroo and Bokuto discussing the speech through text.

First one in a long time~ Sorry for the delay.

Kenma got to witness Bokuto convincing his team that this chant was the one. No one wooted.

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about me, the admin

imma be real chief. this isn’t gonna be formal like all my other posts, bc it’s just me.

“tHiS iSn’T gOnNa Be FoRmAl” i say, putting a gif on this one but not on the other ones...

anyways lesgo

this is honestly a mess, now that i look at this,, don’t feel obligated to read it all but if you do,, <3

GENERAL:

my name’s rua (not actually but like one of those internet names lmao). i got the name from an older internet name i had: aurelia, but it’s reversed and i took the last three letters to make rua. Yeah, it’s Weird

17, soon to be jared, never learned how to read

i live on the east coast so i’m EST (eastern standard time)

if it wasn’t obvious, my favorite team from hq is... wait for it

shiratorizawa

I’M CAPPING, PLEASE. NO ROASTS,,, but eita semi?? shirabu?? goshiki?? my children

i don’t think i have favorites, but i do like nekoma a lot

idk why i was so formal when i dealt with asks in 2016. i’m prob gonna change that (idk when ur reading this but its jan 2020 rn)

headass is my main language, however i do speak english, tagalog, and french (un peu). i am currently learning japanese by myself. i’m in pain

i’m multishipper, but,,, im rare pair shipper too so,,,, im in more pain

OTHER INTERESTS (besides,,, yknow):

anime, easy one to figure out. i try to watch everything “mainstream” however i’m partial to idol anime, sports anime, and romance anime. isekai isn’t my jam but i’ll watch if it’s good.

MOBAGE; llsif? a3?? enstars?? shining live? obey me?? yea, i play that. feel free to hmu for friend codes

i’m a gamerrr. i PlAy LeAgUe. not really but i do with friends and just mess around. i also play minecraft lmao. 

i like utaite, so mafumafu,,, basically. no i’m kidding. i’m also an aspiring youtaite, but i’m waiting on my mic,, and a nice computer :-) 

go follow me on twitter: aileruua

honestly, i have so many interests that i could talk about anything so just hmu

for example: hypmic, mxtx (mdzs, svsss, i need to read tcgf), etc.

FAVS ig:

starting with haikyuu!! i can’t NOT mention the pretty setter squad, and by that i mean every setter. Every Setter ever. my favs for hq! are just the setters.

there’s also nishinoya, but that’s a Seiyuu thing. i love Noburin.

idk what else to say for hq! so we’ll leave it there

speedrun time:

a3: itaru chigasaki oshi, autumn troupe oshi

llsif: kotori, yohane

enstars: i quit enstars but pull every once in a while,, anyways, Kanata & ryuseitai & oddballs

anime is its’ own category:

naruto: I LOVE THE GENIUSes, ie: SHIKAMARU and NEJI. HERE’S A PRIME EXAMPLE OF RARE PAIR: SHIKANEJI. I COULD WRITE AN ESSAY ON THOSE TWO

bnha: ofc this is here, but bakugo for,,, obvious reasons (Noburin) but i do love Denki Kaminari with all of my heart

bungou stray dogs: ,,, my main is literally chwya,,, i love that funky short man

(donghua but) mxtx: i started with mdzs but i love svsss,,, but that’ll prob change once i start tgcf. hua cheng??? so attractive

i don’t want this to be too long, but if you made it this far, thank you so much. ily. i’m sorry that this was a mess. this is just my thought process in headass.

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Read Before You Request

Some important things I need to highlight and announce right now.

FYI:

Requests will open and close according to how full my schedule is, because I am a working student, and how full the inbox is. However, inbox is always open to positive messages, etc.

I will try to do the oldest requests first and then work my way to newer requests.

Starting 2020, I will put the non-anon texts under the same as post as the request and they will be under “Read More.” I don’t want to take up too much space.

Anon Requested texts will be a photo set.

Rules for Requests:

I am perfectly okay with ships and ship requests, as long as a Nekoma member is involved in some sort of way. For example, Lev catches KageHina flirting.

I have nothing against any ship, so you can request any which one you want! I am impartial, unless it’s the bad stuff (inc////st, p//dophilia, etc).

The College AU is an exception to the “Must Include a Nekoma Member” rule. I mainly aimed for the captains, but if you want another character, feel free to let me know and I will act accordingly.

I don’t do smut. The worst you’ll ever see from me is a suggestive innuendo or maybe something is implied, but other than that, no explicit fun times on this blog.

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Masterlist

All of these are from newest to oldest! Most of these were made in 2016, so the humor might not stick the same way.

Texts:

Daichi vs. the Captain Group Chat

---EVERYTHING AFTER THIS LINE WAS IN 2016---

Hinata and Kenma Talk About Their Tall, Dark Haired Friends

Lev Seriously Needs to Realize He’s No Good at Puns

Sappy KuroTsukki

Captain Chat

Cheesy Lines that Kuroo Says

Beware the Cat that Speaks in Wingdings

Advice Time with the Captains

THE Egg Incident

The BokuAka Role-Playing Incident

Babysitting Kenma

BoKuroTsukki

Lev’s Not Punny

YakuLev’s Kiss Turns Into Trouble

KuroKen ft. Kuroo the Teenage Witch

KaiYaku

Inuoka’s Confession

KuroYakuLevKen

Kenma’s Birthday Gift for Hinata

KuroSuga

KuroYaku for the Soul

Pawvinci Code Pt. 2

Genderfluid!Kenma

Team Switch (Nekoma + Karasuno)

Kenma’s Busy, Lev

A Day In The Life of KenHina

Yamamoto’s Break In

Pawvinci Code

Game Titles

Writing / Purposely Terrible Drawings:

[Drawing] Kuroo and Bokuto are Prima Ballerinas

Iwaizumi Reader Insert

[Drawing] Yaku Kicks Lev

[Walgreens Ask] KuroTsukki + YakuLev

[Walgreens Ask] Shibayama

[Walgreens Ask] Iwaizumi

[Walgreens Ask] Inuoka, Kai & Fukunaga

[Walgreens Ask] Yaku

College AU:

Kuroo Tetsurou

Oikawa Tooru (Up Next)

[nekomatexts]

Um... Hi

It’s been a while… Almost four years, haha. I just wanted to check in and say that a comeback is very possible.

And that comeback might start with another College AU Reader Insert, just like the Kuroo one, and you may have seen who’s next if you do a little digging (hint: it’s the captain we’ve all been missing in S4). 

But before I can continue, I just wanna know if anyone would still be interested in reading it?

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OH I NEED TO MAKE THIS BLOG A LITTLE MORE PHONE FRIENDLY, DON’T I?

[thegreatpeanut]

Kenma is.. so.. good

Painted this within 2 days to get it ready for fan expo lmao I need rest. I wasn’t entirely happy with it but I’m starting to like it a bit more. This is now available as a print on my store!

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Um... Hi

It’s been a while... Almost four years, haha. I just wanted to check in and say that a comeback is very possible.

And that comeback might start with another College AU Reader Insert, just like the Kuroo one, and you may have seen who’s next if you do a little digging (hint: it’s the captain we’ve all been missing in S4). 

But before I can continue, I just wanna know if anyone would still be interested in reading it?

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welp, looks like i've gone through your entire blog in such a short span of time :P but your blog is lit af [ esp. the one where bokuto dragged kuroo's ass into the group chat with all the team captains ]. but seriously, this made my day, i love your blog so much!

I just saw this. I am so, so, so sorry for my late reply!

But, thank you so much! It’s compliments like these that make me motivated to keep doing this!

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Daichi has now forbidden the use of puns in the group chat.