Jack of All Trades

Nelson Bighead Bighetti I like food and video games. CIO of Hooli. Humble guy.

[thewhimsyturtle]

When Waffles’s mom visited a few weeks ago, she brought a birthday present for Mommy: Two little tortles with their home and a vet just for them!

I helped Mommy match the tortles to their shells and made sure their noms are up to par. Mommy insisted we give the tortles a bath “because it’s good for them,” so I taught them how to escape from their bath! I also tried to inspect their cave, but for some reason, it kept moving when I tried to go inside. Mommy, make the cave stop being mean to me!

[thewhimsyturtle]

Bonus post:  I was a good boy and did not nom the ribbons because it was Mommy’s present and not mine!

I definitely thought about nomming those pretty ribbons though…

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

Uh, so I didn't think I would ever get back into this account but here you go I guess

[gavinbelsonvisionary-blog]

k I want some

…oh, there’s even more in this kitchen

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

Gonna have to claim ask the reeses

[gavinbelsonvisionary-blog]

Those 2 hav no idea

I don’t know how much of this you remember, but about five seconds before Jerry from HR had some kind of anxiety attack and left, you were shoving your ring in Aly’s face and yelling about getting married next election day “because reasons”.

And still, no, they have no idea.

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

The fuk... Your job nw

[lifelonghooligan-blog]

@hooli4life that party was sweet!

[hooli4life-blog]

Bro best Hooliween yet, Big Head was f-ing hilarious

[lifelonghooligan-blog]

Gotta invite that guy to real Halloween tonight

[hooli4life-blog]

Yo @nelsonbighetti, party tonight! btw I missed your speech bit, what was the whole deal with that?

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

Hard pass and ask gav sleeeeeping

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

You stay in bed. I need to talk to some PR people. x

K fix face x

[gavinbelsonvisionary-blog]

Help

Is this related to the four other messages in my inbox?

nelsonbighetti said:  himgrynelsonbighetti said:Where pantsnelsonbighetti said:Hey bab im makin a niuncent :)nelsonbighetti said:thy vrough t wisky

I felt pretty smart when I worked out ‘a niuncent’ was ‘an announcement’.

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

Sort of. Nver grtti.g out f bed night

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

Nxt yaer! :-)

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

The speech bubble reply thing's gone. So what's the right question?

How long will it take

[gavinbelsonvisionary-blog]

Go for it but maybe I'll lose my suit

Fuck, exactly how drunk are you planning on getting?

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

That is not the right question

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

I know I've said this before but you should just wear a suit all of the time.

Ties are awful though.Why cuz you like it? :)))

[gavinbelsonvisionary-blog]

Sunglasses!

…I will wear sunglasses if I’m given blanket permission to fire anybody who makes fun of me for being in a costume.

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

Answer this question right and it's a yes: is there alcohol

[gavinbelsonvisionary-blog]

Oh by the way I'm going to be late I have s haircut

Does this explain why you woke up for five seconds as I was getting up this morning, told me you were “going to be a hot Tim Roth”, and fell asleep again?

[nelsonbighetti-blog]

Uh yeah that explains it

[wowtastic-nature]

💙 Leopard Cub Mornings on 500px by Rudi Hulshof, Pretoria, South Africa ☀  NIKON D3-f/4-1/3200s-420mm-iso640, 2122✱3189px-rating:94.9

[theofficeedit]

[sweetoothgirl]

Red Velvet Cookie Dough Bars

[mostlyitaly]

Trattoria in Tropea (Calabria,Italy) by mrholle on Flickr.