i hear jerusalem bells

Nan. 25. She/they. A big gay who still loves Naruto and probably always will. This is a hub blog for Naruto Roleplay Stuff, because goddamnnit it's the year of our lord 2018 and we do our roleplay like adults these days. Here you'll find general insp stuff, personal posts, status updates, and general want ads/plot requests/etc. Each of my characters has separate and slightly different rules, so be sure to read them before interacting. Don't be shy, I'm super easy to get along with and I probably already want to be your friend. Come play Ninja Barbies with me. (Under construction.) (listen i have no idea what i'm doing this whole tumblr thing is new to me send help)

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TUMBLR I'VE COME OUT OF MY THOUSAND YEAR SLUMBER TO BEG YOU TO GIF THE TITLE TYPE FROM GOOD OMENS

PLEASE I NEED IT YOU WON'T REGRET IT

[lordliestofthefliesiest]

Bro-

[kiri-no-kijin]

It’s not that Haku has never been sick before, but he’s never stayed still long enough to really feel it. Now he can’t breathe through his nose and his whole body aches and there’s a low, throbbing heat that’s settled just behind his eyes.

“Zabuza-san, am I going to die?” he asks one night, after crawling into bed at the older boy’s side doesn’t alleviate his shivering.

Zabuza, who up until this point has been relatively stern and serious, actually laughs. “No, dipshit,” he says, with uncharacteristic warmth. He ruffles Haku’s newly-shorn hair. “You’re not going to die. But if you don’t shut up and get some sleep that might change.”

“I can’t sleep,” Haku whines without meaning to. “My face feels like it’s going to slide off.”

Zabuza sighs, but his heart isn’t in it. He sits up. “I’ll make you some tea, kid. Something to help you sleep.”

The tea is bitter and medicinal but Haku drinks it up greedily, letting the heat soothe his sore throat and warm the tips of his cold hands. He settles in against the warmth of Zabuza’s side once again and breathes deeply through his nose before the congestion returns.

Finally, the thing behind his eyes is not enough to keep him awake. He sleeps, and when he stirs briefly in the morning, Zabuza is still beside him, awake and taking stock of his condition. Haku is too young and too sick and too broken, but something like love blossoms in his chest then.

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[recaption]

[nwumb]

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There are characters I would probably die for but at the same time I get personally offended when people say “They’re a pure cinnamon roll who did nothing wrong uwu” like EXCUSE ME, they did a lot of things wrong, they are a walking dumpster fire, do not deny their crimes.

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[amortizing]

““If you love a flower, don’t pick it up.” because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.””

— Osho (via amargedom)

[nemesisqueer]

Is this the same Osho who was absolutely a cult leader? Because I think that's important context.

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[cockybusiness]

Here’s the first batch of kofi requests!

- Dragon! Shiro + Dragon Tamer! Keith for Keef!

- Kill la Kill AU for emythyst!

- Lovechild Sven AU for Meg! 

- … Toe kisses for Toby!

- College frat boy AU for @spiffylion

[nemesisqueer]

@endoplasmicpanda

[nemesisqueer]

the staycation begins and I've got a List!

reply to asks for zomboy (yells about these)

tag dumps for side blogs so no one has to sit through that again

something about a four eyed beetle here?

maybe rustle up a new theme to lazily rebrand per character

more promos, Igor

shark lesbian management incorporated

what are icons? someone explain I'm 91

fight -- ask everyone for new threads~

add some nonsense to the queue

i still owe aries a starter this is a callout post @ myself

that’s a good start at least, and then i’ll get onto the rest later this week

[specialyogurt]

[gusty]

By:  maud chalard

[kristen-applebees-deactivated20]

I have some feelings.

[kristen-applebees-deactivated20]

I’ve seen this tagged for so many fandoms, some I haven’t even heard of before, so this just goes to show how huge of a problem this is.

[nemesisqueer]

This gets deeply exhausting when you tell queer people how they can and cannot approach their own experiences and identities, and what is and is not an appropriate way to process those things in fiction.

[nemesisqueer]

me, reblogging a bunch of ship insp stuff despite Not RPing That atm. lays on the floor.

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