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Why be fashionable when you can be fascist?
Why be prosperous when you can be a prostitute?
Why be official when you can be a fish?
Emma: *reaching for laptop from bed*
Nicole: “Don’t fall!”
Emma: “I’m Spiderman, I never fall!”
Emma: *starts to fall*
Emma: “doesn’t fall and manages to get laptop*
Emma: *lifts laptop into air* “Weeeeee are the champions. . . SIMBA!”
WOW Boyfriend: “If there’s ever a flash mob at church, it’s just the ward choir.”
Nicole: “I had something from every food group for dinner!”
Emma: “Are you a goddess?”
Nicole: “No, I just had an apple, a BLT without the tomato, ...”
Emma: “Why would you do such an evil thing!?”
Nicole: “You just called me a goddess!”
Emma: “You might be the goddess of Hell”
Why be fashionable when you can be fascist?
Why be prosperous when you can be a prostitute?
Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning
Favorite Things About Nicole #7
She found out that she’s 9th cousins with Carrie Fisher and got very emotional.
BOTGGIASB: “Nicole, you’re making me so tender right now that I would be a great piece of meat.”
Emma: “Thanks for having eyebrows, Nicole”
Favorite Things About Nicole #6
Computer Science jokes.
Favorite Things about Nicole #5
4 words: Star. Wars. GIF. Master.
When Sleep-Deprived Emma makes French Toast.
Favorite Things About Nicole #4
She sends me snapchats of her and WOW Boyfriend during church.
Favorite Things About Nicole #3
When she texts me “ARE YOU ALIVE?” when I’m not home on schedule.
Emma: “I feel like my life is lacking opportunities to say ‘Great Snakes!’
Favorite Things About Nicole #2
She watches Star Wars youtube videos on 1.5x speed but still understands what they’re saying.
Emma: “IT IS NOT FUNNY TO VIOLENCE YOUR ROOMMATES”