[nemo-tv-champion]

Howdy strangers, it’s been a while since I’ve been on this account and well, quite a bit has happened:

-I got fulltime employment irl (currently laid of tho because of.. the c word.)

-I joined the tungle.hell r/////p community.

-And I went through a very traumatic experience online (that I will only discuss via dm’s.)  And as a result of said event, I am in counseling but making progress.  (I have other issues I’m working on but this specific experience was the trigger/last straw.)

So I’m gonna make a fresh start and move to a new personal blog.  It’s not finished yet but!!  I will DM it only to close friends that I trust.

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

rest in fucking pieces

[faun-buns]

hey guys, we can copy the coding for deviantART and steal the entire website because they said so if it’s not physical, it’s not theft

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

please look i actually spent time on this: http://devartpls.tumblr.com/

[grimspyslayer-deactivated201509]

Oh my fucking god

[officialmailman-deactivated2017]

why

[faun-buns]

I AM SCREAMING THANK YOU

[tastefullyoffensive]

[surprisebitch]

Strawbooty

who is she

[nemo-tv-champion]

mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year

dumbledore: nah

mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?

dumbledore: nah

mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year

dumbledore: nah

mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form

dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA

[weloveshortvideos]

[saintmaro]

It’s worth the wait.

[ruinedchildhood]

now thats a fucking slide

[baddiemode]

[cattycafe-deactivated20211202]

person: you can’t ship that!!

me:

[witchpaws]

A personal project of mine where I wanted to draw all of the FNAF as cute plushies! Tried to make them as least terrifying as possible :’3c

[gobblechopstv]

[nemo-tv-champion]

When you plan to torture your OC’s

[sarcasticselkie]

you should be allowed to eat ice cream whenever you want >:v (aka hi i'm off work today and bored)

Thank you yes I should this is ridiculous I am an adult who does adult things like eating ice cream for breakfast

[adgerelli]

What kind of ice cream was it?

[nemo-tv-champion]

I WILL JOIN IN ON THIS BREAKFAST OF ICE CREAM

[listhacks]

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[car-crashhearts]

Ladies, for your menstrual woes

[twodotsovero]

Period Hacks like this should come printed on pad wrappers. Along with free comfort food coupons

[zachlilley]

for all my female followers

[kaptainandy]

or transboy followers

[superwhaaaaat-deactivated201608]

For all my vagina-having followers

[imnotasthinkasyoupunkiam]

For anyone who menstruates

[be-blackstar]

^

[thecommonchick]

HE WIGGLES HIS LITTLE GOGGLES OFF 😍

[aberrantkenosis]

when everything is okey

when everything isn’t okey

when everything isn’t okey at first and then suddenly is at the last second 

[cybergata]

Yes?

[bumbleshark]

trying to find good femslash in yer fandoms

[nagisakaworu]

meanwhile, the steven universe fandom

[metalmutton-deactivated20240311]

Someone made this and charges real life money for it.

[nemo-tv-champion]

I’ll take 20